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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Potions Brewed: 159 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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