Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Farms Harvested: 512

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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