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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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