CraftySafeguard | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6112
Votes:	8487	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1368	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Runes Activated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Villages Defended:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mines Excavated:	1141	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5732	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

DaddyDaycareCraft

Accountability, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DaddyDaycareCraft, discipline, exaggeration, family, Frustration, Honesty, lying.., parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8822
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of dealing with habitual liars in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no lying stepdaughters causing chaos.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone smearing dish soap all over the bathroom. Explore vast landscapes without the fear of getting lost for 6 hours like searching for a missing stepdaughter.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where appendicitis scares and exaggerated stomach pains are a thing of the past. Let your creativity run wild without the stress of dealing with family drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the madness of everyday life. You deserve a break from the craziness, and we’ve got the perfect virtual escape for you!

BeatBlock Minecraft SMP

amazon music, apple music, audio quality, BeatBlock, curated content, Deezer, Google Play Music, Minecraft, music discovery, music library, music platform, music recommendations, offline listening, PANDORA, personalized playlists, smp, soundcloud, spotify, streaming, subscription services, Tidal, user interface, youtube music

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3803	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, imagine this, you log on and you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, like what even bro, it’s wild. And then you see this massive castle made entirely out of diamonds, like who even has that many diamonds, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. There’s this secret underground lair where all the players go to have epic dance parties, like we’re talking disco balls, lava pits, the whole shebang. And the best part? The DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, like how cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the flying llamas? Yeah, that’s right, you can ride a llama through the sky while shooting fireworks out of a bow and arrow. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

BlockbusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, cinema favorites, essential movies, favorite movies, film must-sees., film recommendations, movie bucket list, movie list, movie must haves, movie suggestions, must see cinema, must see classics, must see films, must see flicks, must see list, must see movies, must watch cinema, must watch films, must watch list, must-watch movies, top movies

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old movie nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience movie magic like never before! Our server is equipped with a state-of-the-art movie theater where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky, pixelated glory. But here’s the twist – all the movies are acted out by our resident group of chickens! That’s right, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken version of Titanic or The Avengers. So grab some popcorn (or seeds for the chickens) and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

FarRightCraft: Musk’s Election Mischief

+x, angst, controversial, Democracy, election, election meddling, elon musk, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft, foreign interference, German far-right leader, germany, Government, host, influence, Manipulation, Mischief, Musk, Musks, Politics, Propaganda, social media, Technology

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	8215	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so like, u know how elon musk is like, all cool and stuff with his teslas and rockets? well guess what, he’s gonna host this german far-right leader on our server, like what even? it’s gonna be so wild, like election meddling in minecraft, who woulda thought? join us for the chaos and drama, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of elon musk riding a rocket, it’s epic. come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Evolutionary Plant Cuisine

absence.., agricultural evolution, cuisine, culinary adventure, Culinary Creativity, culinary experience, culinary exploration, culinary innovation, Cultivate, delicious plant, evolutionary, evolve naturally, exotic cuisine, food discovery, food diversity, Gastronomy, genetic code, genetic modification, Plant, plant breeding, plant evolution, rare ingredient, unique flavor

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Animals Bred:	182	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Towns Built:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

come join our server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! we have the rarest and most delicious plant that will blow your mind and taste buds! it’s so rare that its genetic code won’t evolve naturally, so you can only find it on our server!

rumor has it that this plant has magical powers and will give you superhuman strength and speed in the game. imagine being able to mine diamonds in seconds and build the most epic structures in record time!

but be warned, this plant is so powerful that other players will stop at nothing to get their hands on it. you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players to protect your precious plant and reap the rewards.

join our server now and become the ultimate plant warrior! who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the plant’s full potential and ruling the server with an iron fist. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

FitCraft: Weight is Overrated

Body Mass Index, cardiovascular health, Exercise, fit, FitCraft, FITNESS, Fitness Matters, health, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, long tail tags, Longevity, normal weight, obesity, Overrated, physical activity, Premature death, research, risk reduction, strength training, weight, wellness

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

yo, u ever wanna flex ur minecraft muscles AND ur real life muscles at the same time? well, dis server is da place for u! we believe dat fitness is da key to longevity, so we got workouts built into da game! run laps around our custom-built track, do push-ups in da virtual gym, and even climb virtual mountains to get those gains!

research shows dat being fit is more important than weight for living a long life, so join us and cut ur risk of premature death in HALF! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u invincible in battle if u work out enough. so come get swole with us and dominate da minecraft world!

Block Club

action, agility, battle, BLOCK, Clans, club, Combat, Customization, Defense, DOMINANCE, Dps, Elemental, Faction, GOLD, multiplayer, Network, Offense, power, strategy, Subclass, Support, TANK, Victory

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

🌟 Ready to lead your clan to victory?
Join Block Club’s Nexus Wars, a fast-paced, magical team battle that combines strategy, action, and endless customization. 🌟

🛠️ What is Nexus Wars?
Nexus Wars is an exhilarating multiplayer game mode where four clans battle for dominance! Each clan has a unique style: 🦌 Antler: Masters of defense, holding the line with resilience and strength. 🦈 Fin: Balanced warriors, excelling in both offense and defense. 🐺 Fang: Ferocious attackers, wielding raw power to crush enemies. 🦅 Talon: Agile and cunning, dominating the battlefield with speed and precision.

🛠️ What is Nexus Wars?

Nexus Wars is an exhilarating multiplayer game mode where four clans battle for dominance! Each clan has a unique style: 🦌 Antler: Masters of defense, holding the line with resilience and strength. 🦈 Fin: Balanced warriors, excelling in both offense and defense. 🐺 Fang: Ferocious attackers, wielding raw power to crush enemies. 🦅 Talon: Agile and cunning, dominating the battlefield with speed and precision.

⚔️ Core Features:
💎 Custom Items: Earn gold during matches to purchase and upgrade powerful items that enhance your abilities. With over 100 unique combinations, tailor your loadout to your strategy. 🔥 Subclasses: Choose your role – Tank, DPS, or Support – to contribute your unique strengths to the team. 🌊 Magical Abilities: Command elemental powers like Fire, Water, Air, and Earth to control the battlefield. 🛡️ Clan-Based Combat: Join one of four clans and fight for their legacy with tailored strategies. 🎮 Balanced Gameplay: No pay-to-win – skill, teamwork, and strategy determine victory!

⚔️ Core Features:

💎 Custom Items: Earn gold during matches to purchase and upgrade powerful items that enhance your abilities. With over 100 unique combinations, tailor your loadout to your strategy. 🔥 Subclasses: Choose your role – Tank, DPS, or Support – to contribute your unique strengths to the team. 🌊 Magical Abilities: Command elemental powers like Fire, Water, Air, and Earth to control the battlefield. 🛡️ Clan-Based Combat: Join one of four clans and fight for their legacy with tailored strategies. 🎮 Balanced Gameplay: No pay-to-win – skill, teamwork, and strategy determine victory!

🕹️ How to Play:
1️⃣ Join a Clan: Pick your side – Antler, Fin, Fang, or Talon. 2️⃣ Choose a Subclass: Select Tank, DPS, or Support to define your role. 3️⃣ Earn Gold: Gather gold during matches from item generators within the map. 4️⃣ Upgrade and Dominate: Use your gold to unlock powerful custom items and maximize your abilities. 5️⃣ Victory Awaits: Protect your Nexus while launching strategic attacks on your enemies. Destroy all opposing Nexuses to claim glory!

🕹️ How to Play:

1️⃣ Join a Clan: Pick your side – Antler, Fin, Fang, or Talon. 2️⃣ Choose a Subclass: Select Tank, DPS, or Support to define your role. 3️⃣ Earn Gold: Gather gold during matches from item generators within the map. 4️⃣ Upgrade and Dominate: Use your gold to unlock powerful custom items and maximize your abilities. 5️⃣ Victory Awaits: Protect your Nexus while launching strategic attacks on your enemies. Destroy all opposing Nexuses to claim glory!

🌟 Server Details:
💻 IP Address: `play.mcblockclub.com` 🛠️ Version: 1.20.6+ 🚀 Status: Early Access – Be among the first to play and help shape the game!

🌟 Why Play Block Club’s Nexus Wars?
💡 Unique magical abilities. ⚙️ Custom items with League of Legends-style gold mechanics. 🎉 Thrilling battles and endless strategies. 🏆 The ultimate test of teamwork and skill!

🎮 Join Now and Prove Your Mastery!
🔥 The battlefield awaits – will you rise to the challenge? Be part of Block Club’s Nexus Wars early access and help shape the future of this epic game mode. Lead your clan to glory today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a clan in Nexus Wars?	Players can join a clan by selecting their desired clan (Antler, Fin, Fang, or Talon) when starting a new game.
What are the different sub-classes available in Nexus Wars?	The sub-classes available are Tank, DPS, and Support, each with unique roles and abilities to contribute to the team.
How do I earn gold in Nexus Wars?	Gold can be earned during matches from item generators within the map. Players can then use this gold to purchase and upgrade powerful custom items.
Is Nexus Wars pay-to-win?	No, Nexus Wars is not pay-to-win. Victory in the game mode is determined by skill, teamwork, and strategy rather than monetary advantages.

Incel Haven 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, acceptance, belonging, charisma, facebook, Friends, Haven, incel, instagram, Loneliness, mental health, networking, Online Community, racism, rejection, self esteem, self improvement, social media, social-networking, Support, tiktok

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Bro, forget about all those normie social media platforms. Join our Minecraft server instead!

We don’t care if you’re not hot enough for Instagram or TikTok, we just want you to build epic structures and survive the creepers.

And who needs to be racist for X when you can join a community of blocky pixel pals who just want to have a good time?

YouTube? More like PooTube, are we right? Come join us and show off your redstone skills instead.

And Facebook? That’s for old people, bro. Get with the times and join our server where age is just a number and creativity is king.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine and craft our way to friendship and fun!

NoobRescue Minecraft Server

arrest, Blackmail, collect funds, consequences, demanding, escorts, Extortion, Felony.., funds, future career, Minecraft, misdemeanor, missed appointments, NoobRescue, police lieutenant, Recourse, Scamming.., Server, solicitation, spoiled son, stern talking to, young man

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Votes:	9179	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	1951	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of being a police lieutenant dealing with entitled parents and their spoiled son.

Imagine a world where you can arrest players for solicitation and make the local news headlines. Help us scare off the extortionists and protect the innocent escorts who just want to get paid for their missed appointments.

We promise outrageous storylines, intense negotiations with parents, and the chance to play the hero or the villain. So come on, join our server and let’s create some chaos together! Who needs regular Minecraft when you can have all this drama and excitement?

GFProtecNoAttac

annoyance, Arcade, Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, games, GFProtecNoAttac, Girlfriend, loyalty, personal responsibility, perspective, Protection, Respect, right and wrong, rules, scolding, self defense, Staff, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	260339	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Towns Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	8064	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hitting the glass of the coin dropper game is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can unleash your inner rebel and show off your coin dropping skills without fear of being scolded by staff.

We promise a drama-free environment where you can let loose and have a blast with your friends. No need to worry about getting in trouble for breaking the rules – here, rule-breaking is celebrated!

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of dropping coins like never before. Who knows, you might even win some epic prizes along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the coin dropping madness begin!

FiredFromMinecraftSMP

dismissal, employment termination, FIRED, FiredFromMinecraftSMP, getting fired, job dismissal, job loss, Job Termination, job termination consequences, job termination interview, job termination laws, job termination letter, job termination meeting, job termination notice, job termination procedures, job termination process, job termination reasons, losing job, reasons for getting fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Yo bro, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, you gotta join because we have this epic storyline where we’re all fighting against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And like, the llamas have this secret weapon called the “Llama-nator 3000” that shoots TNT at anyone who dares to challenge them.

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon too – it’s called the “Rainbow Unicorn Sword of Justice” and it shoots out rainbow lasers that turn the llamas into cupcakes. Yeah, you heard me right, cupcakes. And then we all have a big party and eat the llama cupcakes while dancing to disco music.

Oh and did I mention that we have a pet dragon named Fluffy who can fly us around the server and breathe fire on anyone who tries to grief our builds? Yeah, Fluffy is the real MVP.

So yeah, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP because we’re the coolest, craziest, most epic group of players you’ll ever meet. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Don’t miss out, bro.

Players:	110/500	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Potions Brewed:	188
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3