CraftySafeguard | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Isles Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, ANONYMOUS, Craft, GGG, Isles, mystic, No. 93224606, VT

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild and wacky adventures! We got cows that can do the cha-cha, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes have a built-in disco ball feature, our Ender Dragons can do the Macarena, and our Nether is basically a giant hot tub party!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this server and experience the most bonkers and bizarre Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!

PreggoPoutCraft

Australian border, Communication, compromise, Delivery, difficult decisions, family dynamics, Family Support, firstborn, husband, in-laws, lockdowns, long-distance relationship, missing out, overseas trip, pandemic, parental advice, parents, PreggoPoutCraft, Pregnancy, secret pregnancy, support system

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ores Mined:	7226	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the drama and excitement you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of secret pregnancies, long-distance relationships, and family reunions like you’ve never seen before. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for juicy gossip and scandalous secrets!

Who needs to worry about creepers and zombies when you can navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics and relationship drama? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never want to leave our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Just remember, on our server, the only thing scarier than a creeper is a mother-in-law with a secret agenda.

InkMasterMinecraftSMP

artwork, beauty, body art, Choice, Creative, decision, design, Expression, Individuality, ink, InkMasterMinecraftSMP, inspiration, Meaningful, Permanent, Personal, skin, Style, symbol, tattoo, Tomorrow, Unique

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest tattoos in the game! Like, our whole spawn area is covered in tattoo designs that our players have gotten in real life. It’s like a living art gallery, but in Minecraft!

One time, this player got a tattoo of a creeper on their arm and then built a giant creeper statue in the game. It was like they were channeling the creeper’s energy or something. And another player got a tattoo of a diamond sword on their back and now they’re the best PvPer on the server. It’s like the tattoo gave them superpowers or something.

So if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and show off your sick ink, you have to join our SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get virtual tattoos for your character. It’s like a whole new level of customization, bro. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

GasCraft: Pumped Up Fun

CAR, car wash, coffee, convenience store, Diesel, drinks, Favorite, fill up, Fuel, Fun, gas station, GasCraft, gasoline, highway, loyalty program, pit stop, pumped, rest area, restrooms, road trip, sandwiches, SNACKS, travel

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Enchantments Applied:	282	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old gas stations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the most epic gas station you’ve ever seen! Our gas pumps shoot out diamonds instead of gasoline, and the snack aisle is stocked with enchanted golden apples. Plus, if you can find the secret underground bunker, you’ll discover a treasure trove of rare ores and loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. So forget about filling up your car, come fill up your inventory at our gas station instead!

Extinct Fish Frenzy

animal conservation, aquatic life, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation programs, ecosystem, endangered animals, Endangered species, environmental crisis, Extinct, Extinction, Fauna, Fish, Frenzy, Freshwater, Freshwater Ecosystems, habitat destruction, species at risk, threatened, vulnerable species, water habitats, wildlife protection

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a whole quarter of freshwater fauna threatened with extinction! Why would you want to miss out on that kind of chaos and drama? Swim with the endangered fishies and help them survive in our pixelated world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the savior of the underwater realm! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest aquatic adventure of your life!

Waiting For Bully 1.20.2

1.20.2, anticipation, bully, Bully 2, Characters, EXCITEMENT, fanbase, gameplay, Gaming, high school, long awaited, open world, Protagonist, release date, rockstar games, Rumors, Sequel, speculation, storylines, video game, Waiting, Wishlist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Yo, forget about Bully 2, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn! Plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even a llama mayor who speaks in Shakespearean insults!

CraftyCatMom Minecraft Server

10. Pet relationships, 11. Communication, 12. Respect, 13. Personal space, 14. Assertiveness, 15. Family living arrangements, 16. Cat behavior, 17. Pet care, 18. Interpersonal relationships, 19. conflict resolution, 2. Cat, 20. Self-identity., 3. Family dynamics, 4. Pet ownership, 5. Boundaries, 6. Competition, 7. Mother-in-law, 8. Husband, 9. Role confusion, CraftyCatMom, MIL, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and pet ownership.

Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?

ERBlockParty

BROKE, Concussed, dick, er, ERBlockParty, exhausted, friendship, gas, Group Chat, Hospital, last minute, mom friend, motorcycle accident, Pick up, pizza party, sick, silent treatment, Treatment, two jobs, Visit

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s motorcycle accident! We promise not to leave you stranded like I almost did to my friend. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about concussions and bruised egos. Plus, we have a virtual pizza party every Friday night to celebrate our survival skills. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and head over to our server, where the only crashes you’ll experience are from laughing too hard!

MineCraftStressRelief SMP

coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, hobbies, journaling, mental health, mindfulness meditation, MineCraftStressRelief, nature walks, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self-care practices, smp, social support, Stress Management, stress reduction, stress relief exercises, stress relief techniques, Therapy, Time management, yoga

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.

So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!

98 Cent Craft

98 cents, affordable, bargains, Budget, Cent, Cheap, Craft, Deals, DISCOUNTS, economical, frugal, Items, low cost, offers, pocket-friendly, products, promotions, Purchases, Sales, savings, shopping, thrifty

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

What can you buy for 98 cents, you ask? Well, how about a one-way ticket to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! This server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?

But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Emeralds Found:	1245
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

Algorithms, BUILD, Censorship, Community Rules, content removal., cyberbullying, digital discrimination, discrimination, diversity and inclusion, Explore, Hate Speech, human moderators, internet, LAUGH, marginalized voices, NoRacismAllowed, ONLINE, online activism, Online platforms, online safety, racial bias, racism, sharing experiences, social media

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	3136	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	74	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

HideMC server Minecraft

Discord, FREE ULTRA, HideMC, Minecraft, Rare wipes, resource pack, Server, skins, Tlauncher

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

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TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, Analysis, commentary, commentary video, Explanation, internet culture, Interpretation, long tail tag, Meaning, meme, reaction, reaction video, social media, Trans, TranscendenceCraft, trending, Video, viral video, What did they mean by this

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your mind, man. Like, have you ever seen a cow do a backflip while riding a pig? Well, on this server, that’s just a regular Tuesday, bro.

And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.

Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.

So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!

Players:	94/300	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Void Gems Collected:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4