CraftyRusBel Funhouse | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Void Armor Forged:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Crops Grown:	6510	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9317	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Votes:	1152
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8491	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1592
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Towns Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Votes:	6975
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6548	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Dragon Eggs Found:	5791
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Ores Mined:	5661	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Emeralds Found:	3527	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimension Hops:	11

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	96/400	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3