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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4796 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 4042 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Votes: | 4776 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Join us and learn valuable lessons like how to survive on a diet of virtual bread and water while your rich ex flaunts their diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Witness epic battles between the haves and the have nots as they fight for control of the virtual world.
But most importantly, come join us for a good laugh and a great time as we poke fun at the absurdity of dating someone with a virtual bank account bigger than their virtual house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!