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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5815 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1991 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.