CraftyRainbow – Trendy Minecraft Server

Last year, Minecraft, Q4, MERGE INC, 1600m yen

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are as vibrant as a rainbow and the adventures are as wild as a unicorn on roller skates! Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own virtual empire while riding on the backs of flying pigs.

Our server has seen a 22% increase in players from last year, with Q4 bringing in a whopping 1600 million yen in revenue. That’s right, we’re making it rain virtual currency like it’s nobody’s business!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, resulting in mutant creepers that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Don’t worry, though, they’re friendly… most of the time.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the insanity that is NIJI EN – you won’t regret it! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

NoDadAllowedCraft

parental neglect, family trauma, family relationships, family healing, Family issues

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and medical debts? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the real-life craziness and build your dream world! Our server is a safe haven away from abusive fathers and neglectful family members.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about therapy bills or financial struggles here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, you won’t have to deal with any disabled family members moving in without your consent.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft?

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ViceCraft SMP

Weakness, secret indulgence, sinful pleasure, smp, self-destructive behavior

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy shenanigans and epic adventures. We have like, a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.

And get this, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself visits our server at night and leaves behind rare enchanted items for us to find. It’s like a spooky ghost story come to life, but in Minecraft form. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to battle for our entertainment. It’s like a freaking fantasy novel, but with blocks and stuff.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Who can say no to free cake, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky Minecraft world!

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InstaCrisisCraft

professionally done videos, InstaCrisisCraft, Lifestyle, self-care, personal growth

Are you tired of seeing all those perfect Instagram videos of people going through midlife crises and dealing with being single? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your own virtual paradise and forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs Instagram when you can join our server and create your own epic saga of overcoming midlife crises and finding love in the world of blocks and creepers? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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PastaCraft: Drone Drama!

Assassination, Justice, italy, PastaCraft, Terrorism

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures like the time we rode pigs off a cliff and survived with half a heart left!! we also have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and fight off evil mobs with our enchanted swords!! plus, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but don’t worry, he’s harmless (most of the time). so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!! you won’t regret it, unless you get blown up by bob, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

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Ocean Thermal Energy & Carbon Capture Server

environmental impact, carbon sequestration, global warming, OTEC, carbon capture

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we pair ocean thermal energy with carbon capture to store CO2 in marine sediments. we are basically saving the planet one block at a time, yo.

imagine mining diamonds while also saving the environment, talk about multitasking like a boss. plus, our server has the coolest underwater base you’ve ever seen, complete with a secret entrance guarded by a giant squid named squishy.

if you join our server, you’ll be part of a team of eco-warriors fighting against global warming and building the most epic structures ever. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and is actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and be a hero for the planet while having the time of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a block-tastic adventure you won’t want to miss.

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CraftyRainbow – Trendy Minecraft Server

NoDadAllowedCraft

ViceCraft SMP

InstaCrisisCraft

PastaCraft: Drone Drama!

Ocean Thermal Energy & Carbon Capture Server