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MeloniCraft: Trump’s Euro BFF

Alliance, Ally, BFF, Brothers of Italy, CONSERVATIVE, EURO, Europe, european union, far right, Forza Italia, international relations, italy, leader, Lega Nord, Matteo Salvini, Meloni, MeloniCraft, nationalism, political ideology, Politics, populist, right wing, trump, Trumps

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Magic Items Found:	4660
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s right-wing leader meloni as our honorary guest! she’s like the trump of europe, but cooler and with better hair. we have crazy battles where you can team up with meloni herself to take down the evil mobs and build a wall to keep them out. plus, meloni will personally ban anyone who doesn’t follow the rules, so you better watch out! join now for a wild ride filled with politics, power, and plenty of pasta. let’s make minecraft great again!

Gunfire-Free Englewood School Route

Acoustic sensors, Chicago neighborhood, children, Community, Crime Prevention, data analysis, Englewood, gun incident, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, gunfire, GunfireFree, neighborhood security, Public Safety, route, Safety, School, school safety, school walking routes, school year, Technology, Urban violence, walking home

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where the only gunfire you’ll hear is from players shooting arrows at each other! Forget about real life danger, on our server, you can roam freely without worrying about getting shot at!

In this crazy world, nearly two-thirds of schools in the Englewood neighborhood of our server have had at least one epic battle within 400 blocks of where players were walking home. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and swords instead of guns!

So, if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action and want to experience the thrill of survival in a virtual world, join our server now! Who needs real-life danger when you can have all the excitement in Minecraft? Let’s go, gamers!

Vodkish server Minecraft

Anarchy, banner, Discord, Discord VodkaRus, Events, Giveaway, Giveaways, Minecraft, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, rare events, Server, server off, server wipe, server wipe Sundays, skin, Sunday, Tlauncher, VodkaRus, Vodkish

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

Anarchy with wipe every Sunday! We organize giveaways (events are very rare) if the server is turned off, write to me on the discord VodkaRus#3216 lol. To see my skin, play through TLauncher 🙂

VodkaRus12.aternos.me

Legends of Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Account Stats, Builds, Craft, Elise, ezreal, katarina, league of legends, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, Masque of the Black Rose, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Radiant Serpent Sett, renata glasc, samira, u.gg, Victorious Master Yi, vladimir

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? We got Elise, Ezreal, Katarina (Prestige), Renata Glasc, Samira, and Vladimir all chilling together in a Masque of the Black Rose party! And guess what? Sett is rocking a Radiant Serpent skin, looking fly as heck. But wait, there’s more! Victorious Master Yi is also strutting his stuff on this server, ready to kick some pixelated butt.

If you wanna join the fun, hop on over to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Check out your account stats, builds, and even model viewers to see your blocky avatar in all its glory.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only thing predictable is the unpredictability. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

attendance certificate, Communication Issues, conference conflict, conflicting schedules, event attendance, friend group dynamics, friend’s wedding, important presentation, individual choices, long distance travel, Minecraft, partner support, personal priorities, relationship dynamics, sacrifice for loved ones, Server, social expectations, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCrasher, work commitment, work event

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s reaction to missing a wedding? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your life choices just like this 33F did when her 34M boyfriend got upset about missing a wedding!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to balance attending a conference and a wedding in two different cities just like this poor soul! Will you make it in time for the big event? Or will you end up like this girl, torn between work and love?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the drama of choosing between family events and work commitments, just like this girl’s boyfriend did! Will you be the one to skip out on important family gatherings for a night out with friends?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of conflicting schedules and emotional turmoil! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

SisInLawSux – Need a Break!

annoying sister-in-law, Break, Communication, compromise, destination wedding, extrovert, family conflict, family drama, Family Events, group activities, group travel, Introvert, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship boundaries, self-care, self-preservation, SisInLawSux, social battery, social dynamics, social interactions, social recharge

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	162
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ores Mined:	9771	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and recharge your social battery just like our player who needed a break from Jane! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own sanctuary away from exhausting companions.

Reasons to join our server: – Need a break from annoying NPCs like Jane? We got you covered! – Build your own secret hideout to escape the drama and recharge your social battery. – Explore new lands and meet new friends who won’t drain your energy. – No need to invent bs reasons to escape, just log in and play!

So come join us on our server and leave the exhausting drama behind! Who knows, you might even find some new friends to join you on your solo adventures.

Blocky Adventures: Chapter 2021

Adventures, blocky, Challenges, chapter, embracing uncertainty, finding purpose, inner strength, journey of self-discovery, Life Changes, living in the present, mindfulness, moving forward, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, transformation

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of living in the boring world of reality? Come join our Minecraft server and enter a whole new chapter of your life filled with adventure, excitement, and blocky goodness!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, battle fierce mobs like the dreaded exploding chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking giant floating tacos and pixel art of Nicolas Cage).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep of infinite wool, the magical potion of unlimited pizza, and the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs (they really know how to drop a beat).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and turn the page to a new chapter of your life filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft Server: Macron’s Warning

Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Frances Macron, global threat, inspections, international relations, iran, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, nuclear deal, nuclear programme, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, point of no return, political tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, united nations, uranium enrichment, Warning

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than the iran nuclear programme!!! frances macron even said we’re nearing the point of no return with our craziness!!! join now for a blast of a time and see if you can survive the chaos!!! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!!! 🤪🧨🔥 #minecraftmadness #boomtime #francesmacronapproved

KurskCraft: Kim Jong Un’s Worst Nightmare

CASUALTIES, casualties in Kursk Oblast, casualties in Russia, Conflict, diplomatic relations, injured troops, international relations, Jong, killed soldiers, Kim, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military conflict, News, Nightmare, North Korean soldiers, North Korean troops, political tensions, russia, uns, War, world news, WORST, Zelensky

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	182	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 3,800 north korean troops fighting in russia’s kursk oblast but don’t worry they’re just playing minecraft with us now HAHAHAHAHA. zelensky himself said it’s the most epic server he’s ever played on. join us for the chaos and fun, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little). sign up now and be part of the madness!

Bot Busters: Humans vs Censors

ACCUSED, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, Bots, Busters, Censors, Censorship, CENSURÉ, cyberbullying, digital identity, discrimination, fake news, false accusations, humans, internet culture, Misinformation, online behavior, online harassment, online security, privacy concerns, social media, Technology

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, if u get accused of being a bot, u get censured like BAM! no questions asked. but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back, fam. we only want real humans up in here, no robots allowed. join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. plus, we got a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, unless u a bot, then u better watch out.

Dreamscape Kingdom 1.20.2

1.20.2, acceptance, body image issues, body positivity, dating difficulties, dreamscape, emotional distress, fat shaming, Insecurities, Kingdom, Loneliness, love life struggles, no fat GF, no fat GFI suffer, Personal preferences, relationship struggles, romantic challenges, self esteem, self worth, societal pressures, societal standards, tfw, weight preferences

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	3411
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Join our epic Minecraft server for the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience!

>tfw no fat GFI suffer? Well, on our server, you can unleash your inner fat GFI and dominate the virtual world like never before!

With crazy challenges, wacky mods, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Prestigious Oscar Globe

award ceremonies, cinematic achievements, coveted trophies, distinguished awards, entertainment industry, film awards, film festivals, film industry, global recognition, globe, golden globe, Hollywood, international awards, international recognition, movie industry, oscar, PRESTIGIOUS, prestigious accolades, prestigious awards, prestigious honors, red carpet events, top honors

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Emeralds Found:	2461	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build crazy stuff and have a blast! Whether you’re into mining, crafting, or just chilling with friends, this server is the place to be. We’re more prestigious than a golden globe or an oscar, and we’re not even American! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some wild adventures. See you there, gamers!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, body image, ChunkCraft, Communication, consequences, cultural experiences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Foreign Travel, healthcare concerns, hiking safety, judgment, Minecraft, obesity, overprotection, personal boundaries, Respect, safety precautions, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, sibling relationships, weight discrimination

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring foreign lands, just like the OP and their siblings.

On our server, you can hike, climb rocks, and even touch the sea (just make sure you watch out for slippery rocks and unknown depths!). But don’t worry, if you get injured, we have a special feature where your siblings can come to your rescue and carry you to safety.

Just like the OP, you can navigate through tricky situations and learn the importance of respecting each other’s autonomy (even if it means not going down that slippery rock). So come join us and experience the ultimate adventure with your virtual siblings by your side. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of teamwork and camaraderie that you never knew existed!

MineCraftRulzAITA

aita, autistic child, communication breakdown, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Frustration, horrible day, MELTDOWNS, MineCraftRulzAITA, parenting struggles, patience, pedestrian safety, road rage, rules of the road, sensory overload, special needs parenting, Street safety, traffic etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	2812
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of dealing with crazy people running in the street while you’re just trying to take your autistic kid out for some fun activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you immerse yourself in a world where running in the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your own sidewalk, bike lane, or even a whole new world where you can drive wherever you please without any crazy encounters.

Forget about swerving into the wrong lane to avoid pedestrians – on our server, the only thing you’ll be swerving around is creepers and zombies! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limits are those you set for yourself. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life street drama!

CreeperCare: Caring for Explosions

career advancement, Caring, communication skills, creativity, CreeperCare, emotional well being, explosions, financial literacy, FITNESS, goal-setting, healthy habits, learning new skills, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, nutrition, personal development, productivity, relationships, self improvement, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Do you wish you cared more about building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create mind-blowing masterpieces that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Block of Awesomeness, rumored to grant players unlimited creativity and building skills. But beware, the Block of Awesomeness is guarded by a herd of explosive sheep that will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

And if building isn’t your thing, don’t worry! Our server also offers thrilling PvP battles where you can show off your combat skills and claim victory over your fellow players. Just watch out for the sneaky ninja villagers who are known for their deadly precision with a carrot on a stick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft builder and warrior. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of the elusive Block of Awesomeness.

Players:	94/300	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Votes:	2235	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1