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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 946 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2304 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
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