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Trolled in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Emeralds Found:	1657	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BabyBILGamer420

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crops Grown:	9576	Void Armor Forged:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4419	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Farms Harvested:	370	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magic Items Found:	1472	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	93	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4244	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	5120	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	4846