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EmoCraft: No Care Taking

so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mines Excavated:	1369
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Latina Queen Minecraft Server

Beautiful, CONFIDENT, culture, Diversity, Empowered, ethnicity, family, female, heritage, Hispanic, Identity, Language, Latin American, latina, Minecraft, Proud, Queen, Server, she’s latina, Spanish, STRONG, Traditions, WOMAN

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

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Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Potions Brewed:	157	Players Killed by Monsters:	238
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MinecraftAfterDark

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Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

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so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blue Sky

Adventure, boundless creativity, Builders, Challenges, classic gameplay, Community, Creative, Creative Map, creativity, Cross-Play, Friends, imagination, multiplayer, no pay to win, personal plots, PvP, Raiding, secret hideaway, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ElysianCraft

50M, Anarchy, ElysianCraft, Minecraft, Neverending, New server, new world, No Rules, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, worldborder

ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

#Fantastic News, actress, chilling, Cinema, Date night, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, fantastic, film, Fun, Halloween, horror movie, Minecraft, New Release, News, night out, Popcorn, rhea ripley, Scary, scream, smp, spooky, Thriller

Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NoobMaster69Craft

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Auto Drive Craft Fun

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are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3