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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6773 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Emeralds Found: | 4569 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
🔥 Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Putin and Hitler decided to team up and take over the Minecraft world. But guess what? Our players defeated them with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh! That’s right, we’re THAT epic! 🔥
🌟 And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our custom Zelensky skin. Rumor has it, if you wear it while playing, you’ll have the power to summon llamas that spit out diamonds! 🦙💎
💰 But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Ukraine President faction, where you can build your own presidential palace out of obsidian blocks and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever you prefer). 💰
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lolz begin! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the Putin! 😂🎮