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Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adulting, childhood memories, Coming of Age, emotional maturity, Evolving, facing reality, growing up, GrownUpGamer, Identity, learning experiences, Life Changes, maturing, Milestones, Minecraft, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, TRANSITION, turning point

Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	New Chunks Explored:	628593

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TalentlessButCool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	86	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Buildings Constructed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crops Grown:	6931

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Tophat

Adventure, Announcements, Arena, Battles, Boxpvp, Community, Community Events, competitive, Cross-Version Support, discord server, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, skill, strategy, Survival Games, Tournaments, Updates, Veteran

Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	414378	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	72	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	231
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mines Excavated:	2603
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ores Mined:	613
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchantments Applied:	242
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PixelPeenPraise

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	7846
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Westera SMP

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Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

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WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TerraFirmaGreg
Modpack	TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
Claimed Chunks	50 per player
Force Loaded Chunks	3 per player
Discord	https://ds.leafxp.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the modpack for this server?

The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

3. Is the server up 24/7?

Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	158	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1