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CraftyLifeChange

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Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Towns Built:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KimJongCraft

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SkyMineIL

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Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Star Shards Collected:	228	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

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Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TalentlessButCool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ores Mined:	3499	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Potions Brewed:	22	Animals Bred:	182
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	174

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Tophat

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Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchantments Applied:	92	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	71
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Crops Grown:	3980	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15