CraftyPurchases | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4489
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6774	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dimension Hops:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1975	Blood Moons Survived:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Ores Mined:	5067
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7279	Enchantments Applied:	191
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6477	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	642	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	1487
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6182	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Votes:	635	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5833
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Votes:	687	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Runes Activated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

Players:	95/500	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11