CraftyPurchases | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	New Chunks Explored:	142725
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Animals Bred:	138
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	172
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchantments Applied:	195
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchantments Applied:	136	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ores Mined:	7817
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Animals Bred:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	77	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4837
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5210

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

Players:	110/300	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6827
Magic Items Found:	8171	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0