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Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1164	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6733	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Villages Defended:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	23466
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	14

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Enchantments Applied:	238	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Farms Harvested:	434	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Enchantments Applied:	96
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	547
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1298
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8857	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	4621
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

DominusVoid.aternos.me

Players:	101/200	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5