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WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits

Shopkeepers

Coin System

PVP

Leaderboards

We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the WeCanGoMining Minecraft server, simply enter the server address “wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to our Discord community or in-game for the server rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the WeCanGoMining community.

Q: Is there any cost to play on the server?

A: No, WeCanGoMining is a free Minecraft server for players to enjoy.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Animals Bred:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DadDisagreesMCServer

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KidzGoneWildMC

AITAH, borrowing money, feeding kids, financial assistance, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, friend owes money, friends in need, Guilt, KidzGoneWildMC, not keeping her kids, parenting challenges, paycheck to paycheck, power company, providing for children, setting boundaries, small circle, support system, Tough Decisions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6436
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	95	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.