CraftyPrimatePals | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Villages Defended:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mines Excavated:	2635

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7673	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Void Armor Forged:	21	Divine Spears Created:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9940	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	1583
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Magic Items Found:	1495
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Votes:	8811	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Players:	90/800	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1