If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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