If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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