If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 51
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Towns Built: 7
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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