If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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