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What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyAddictz

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What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Star Shards Collected:	213
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crops Grown:	2680
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchantments Applied:	259	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockBucks Adventures

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If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Emeralds Found:	4390	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FreePvP

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FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	5860

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	341573
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyDisasterAdvice

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Farms Harvested:	727

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6