If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
Zombie Dances: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Towns Built: 9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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