join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions: 1 Enchantments Applied: 225
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Rainbows Spotted: 6
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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