so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.

we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.

join now or forever hold your pickaxe.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Epic Quests Completed: 10
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Orbs of Power Found: 6 Falling into the Void: 0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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