CraftyPleasersMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SchnitzelCraft Minecraft Server

Asylum, contentious, debate, european union, German, germany, Government, immigration law, integration, lawmakers, legislation, migrants, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, opposition, policy, Politics, Refugees, REJECT, SchnitzelCraft, Server, Social Issues, Vote

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Votes:	1485
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but on steroids, man. u wanna join dis server cuz we got german lawmakers who reject immigration laws and stuff. it’s like a whole drama show, but in minecraft. u can build ur own drama too, like maybe u wanna build a wall to keep out all the creepers or something. join dis server for the crazy stories and the drama, man. it’s gonna be lit.

KyrgyzCraft: No Niqab, Just Blocks!

alienate, Ban, blocks, Central Asia, controversy, Critics, cultural norms, gender equality, government policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic, KyrgyzCraft, Kyrgyzstan, minority rights, Muslim women, Niqab, religious expression, religious freedom, secularism, social integration, traditional dress, Women

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can wear a niqab and not get banned? well, look no further cuz this server is the place to be! kyrgyzstan may have banned the niqab, but not here, we embrace all types of fashion choices, even if it’s just a blocky pixelated version. join us and show off your stylish niqab while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server that’s so inclusive, even the mobs feel accepted? come join us and let’s show the world that minecraft is for everyone, niqab or not!

Free World Ruler Pro

absolute ruler, AUTHORITY, control, Democracy, free, free world, global power, Government, influence, leadership, Politics, power, president, PRO, Ruler, Ruling, ruling authority, ruling class, ruling elite, ruling party, ruling system, world, world domination, world leader

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

u think u can’t be da boss of da whole world? well think again, cuz on dis server u can be da absolute ruler of da free world! u can build ur own empire, make ur own rules, and crush anyone who tries to stand in ur way.

join dis server if u want to unleash ur inner dictator and show everyone who’s boss. u can build giant statues of urself, create ur own currency, and even have ur own army of loyal minions.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and start ur journey to world domination! just remember, absolute power can be a bit lonely, but hey, at least u’ll have all da diamonds u could ever want.

Suzetrigine Pain-Free Zone

addiction risks, Chronic pain, drug development, FDA Approval, mechanism of action, non-opioid painkiller, opioid alternative, opioid-level pain relief, overdose risks, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief medication, pain research, pain suppression, pain treatment., PainFree, Pharmacology, sedation risks, Suzetrigine, us fda, Zone

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dimension Hops:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have suzetrigine as our secret weapon against pain! forget about boring old painkillers, we got the FDA-approved non-opioid magic pill that will make you feel like you’re floating on clouds while playing minecraft. no more addiction, sedation, or overdose worries here, just pure pain relief and gaming fun! hop on and experience the power of suzetrigine for yourself, you won’t believe how amazing it is until you try it. who needs diamonds when you have this game-changing painkiller on your side? join now and let the magic begin!

UltraSMP

bedrock, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Gamemodes, greensetIcon, host, ip address, java, launcher, mojang, multiplayer, PORT, Session Servers, smp, Survival, UltraSMP, United Kingdom, Updates, Vanilla, version compatibility, Website

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Towns Built:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

About
A big welcome to UltraSMP the friendliest SMP in the world! Join today on java and bedrock and begin your adventure!

Server IP
ultrasmp.serv.lol

How to Play
Open Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”

Minecraft Version
1.21.4

Server Location
United Kingdom

Gamemodes
Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla

FAQ

What is the server IP for UltraSMP?

The IP address for UltraSMP is ultrasmp.serv.lol. You can use this IP Address to start playing on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server now.

How do I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft server?

Open the Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”. For bedrock players, use the same IP but with the port 25587.

What Minecraft game version does UltraSMP server support?

UltraSMP supports Minecraft game version 1.21.4.

Where is the UltraSMP Minecraft Server being hosted?

The UltraSMP server is currently hosted in the United Kingdom.

What gamemodes can I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server?

You can play Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server.

Mystic Isles of UK Girls 1.20

British females, British girls, British girls in Newcastle, British women, British women in Newcastle, Girls, Isles, location, mystic, newcastle, Newcastle females, Newcastle girls, Newcastle upon Tyne, Newcastle upon Tyne girls, Newcastle women, uk, UK females, UK females in Newcastle, UK girls in Newcastle, UK women, United Kingdom

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	675
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party with blocks and stuff.

We got so many crazy builds, it’s like walking through a psychedelic dream.

And the community? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of unicorns on roller skates, just pure magic.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right.

So come on, don’t be a square, join us on this wild ride through the pixelated unknown.

Momma’s Hospice Minecraft Server

Cancer, chemotherapy, coping with loss, Emotional support, end of life care, end of life planning, end-of-life decisions, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, grief and loss, hospice, letting go, Minecraft, mommas, quality of life, respecting choices, respecting wishes, Server, supporting mom’s decision, terminal cancer, terminal illness

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. That’s just a taste of what you’ll experience on our server. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so epic that even your grandma would want to join. In fact, we have a special hospice-themed area where players can peacefully say goodbye to their pixelated loved ones. It’s a touching and heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your long-lost dad waiting for you in the virtual world. It’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

BoyfriendPrettyAITA

apologies, BoyfriendPrettyAITA, Communication, cultural norms, emasculation, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Language, language barriers, Masculinity, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, mixed signals, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, social expectations, societal expectations

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where words like “pretty” and “handsome” have no boundaries! Join us for a wild ride filled with misunderstandings and mixed-up words just like in this hilarious story.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and don’t take themselves too seriously. Embrace the chaos and join us as we navigate through wacky situations like accidentally calling your boyfriend “pretty” instead of “handsome”.

Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, respect is key – even if you accidentally call someone “pretty” when you meant to say “handsome”. It’s all in good fun!

PleaserPurgeCraft

Assertiveness, Authenticity, Boundaries, Confidence, courage, empowerment, Honesty, Individuality, people pleasing, PleaserPurgeCraft, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-approval, self-assertion, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-validation, standing up for yourself

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of being a people pleaser in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as rude and obnoxious as you want without any consequences! Piss off everyone at once by saying the most outrageous things in our chat and watch the chaos unfold. Join now for a truly liberating and hilarious experience!

BlockyBreach Minecraft Server

American company, BlockyBreach, Business, CNC machine, compliance, export controls, Exports, Fine, first ever, International, Legal, Manufacturing, Minecraft, Penalizes, regulations, russia, sanctions, Server, Technology, Trade, UNITED24 Media, US, VIOLATION

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Crops Grown:	2650
Gods Slained:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can mine diamonds with a llama as your sidekick. we got this one dude who built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, no joke. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items guarded by a pack of ninja pigs. oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so, like, join now before the llama runs out of carrots and the ninja pigs get restless.

CraftyCanuckz vs TrumpTariffs

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, cross-border trade, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global trade, import/export, international relations, NAFTA, North America, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff negotiations, trade agreements, trade war, Trump tariffs, TrumpTariffs, U.S. reliance

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight back against trump tariffs by building giant walls made of diamonds and emeralds to protect our precious resources! we even have a secret underground bunker where we rethink our reliance on the u.s. by trading with villagers from other dimensions. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to stick it to the man in the most blocky way possible! #minecraftresistance #buildthewall #villagertraders #diamondsareforever

Fan-tastic Builds Server

airflow, building, Builds, ceiling fan, Cooling, eco-friendly, electricity savings, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy-efficient cooling, fantastic, green living, home improvement, House, household appliances, indoor climate control, reducing energy consumption, reducing environmental impact, reducing strain on infrastructure, Server, structural strain, sustainable living, ventilation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1461
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where turning on a ceiling fan actually makes ur house stronger? well, u found it, my dude! on this server, the laws of physics are out the window (literally, cuz ur fan is making ur house stronger).

imagine a world where pigs can fly, but only on thursdays. that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server. u wanna ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on ur head? go for it, no one’s gonna judge u here.

we’ve also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. u can join them if u want, but be warned, they have a strict “no humans allowed” policy.

so come on down to our server and experience the wackiness for urself. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. oh, and maybe a spare ceiling fan, just in case.

Bike Commute Craze

active commuting, Associations, Benefits, bicycle, bike, Cohort, Commute, commuting, CRAZE, employees, Exercise, FINNISH, health, Lifestyle, long term, productivity, public sector, research, sickness absences, study, Transportation, wellness, work

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1417	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Star Shards Collected:	259	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Zombie Dances:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5798
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u healthier just by playing? well, this server is like the cure for all ur sicknesses, bro. like, this study was done and it showed that people who commute by bicycle have less sickness absences. so, like, if u join this server and play a lot, u basically gonna be the healthiest person ever. u gonna be like a superhero, fighting off all the sicknesses with ur diamond sword and enchanted armor. join now and become the healthiest minecraft player in the world, bro.

Server server minecraft

banner, come to us, description, Lazy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Magic Items Found:	1005	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	2755
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Come to us !!!

NameCraftMc.aternos.me:56350

ArdynFall SMP

Active, AFK display, Anti Enderman Grief, anti ghast grief, Ardynfall, Armor statues, close-knit, Creative Server, Dedicated Staff Team, Double Shulker Shells, Established, Evolving, Exciting Events, Fast Leaf Decay, more mob heads, Planned Server Resets, Player Run Economy, proximity chat, Quality-of-life plugins, Regular Backups, Semi Vanilla, smp, Uptime

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Buildings Constructed:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483

ArdynFall SMP Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 1.21.4 Minecraft experience
Community	Inclusive and welcoming to all players
Server Age	5 months old and still evolving
Server Resets	No planned resets, build your legacy
Uptime	100% uptime with regular backups
Staff Team	Friendly and experienced staff available
Events	Exciting server events and competitions
Plugins	Select few plugins for enhanced gameplay
Proximity Chat	Support for Proximity Chat Mod for immersive gameplay

FAQ

Q: How can I join ArdynFall SMP?

A: Join our Discord server and fill out an application.

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: Yes, all players need to be approved before joining.

Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

A: The server is open to players of all ages, but maturity is expected.

Q: Can I bring my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join as well.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, there are server rules posted in our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

Q: How often are server events held?

A: Server events are planned regularly, with new events each month.

Q: Can I suggest new ideas for server events or features?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members.

Q: Is there a separate creative server available for players?

A: Yes, there is a creative server for testing build ideas and cooperative projects.

Players:	97/400	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Votes:	2728	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9575
Potions Brewed:	121	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3