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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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