CraftyPlaceboFun | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LunchWithPrez Minecraft SMP

Conversation, Country, current events, Decision making, Democracy, dialogue, Diplomacy, Government, influence, leader, lunch, LunchWithPrez, Meeting, Minecraft, national issues, opinion, policy, Politics, power, Public Affairs, smp, society, statecraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Towns Built:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because the owner is actually the long lost cousin of the president of the United States! And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Plus, every player gets a pet llama that can shoot lasers out of its eyes. It’s like a crazy dream come true, but in Minecraft form! So come join us and let’s rule the world together, one block at a time! #llamalasers #presidentialconnections #minecraftmadness

MinecraftMayhem: Ruin in Minutes

bad decisions, cautionary tale, consequences, Downfall, downfall in minutes, impulsive actions, instant regret, irreversible choices, irreversible mistakes, life altering decisions, life changing, life ruined in minutes, MinecraftMayhem, Minutes, mistake, quick downfall, rapid decline, regret, ruin, ruined life, self destruction, sudden downfall, tragic events

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7023	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1070	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to witness some truly epic fails!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to see players completely ruin their lives in just a matter of minutes. From building a house right next to a creeper spawner to accidentally pouring lava all over their precious diamond stash, the possibilities for disaster are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the sheep on our server rose up and demanded equal rights (spoiler alert: they lost). And let’s not forget about the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fought to the death over who had the best pixel art creation.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us and witness the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

PharaohsVsTrump2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, foreign policy, Gazans, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East Allies, Middle East Diplomacy, Middle East peace process, palestinian refugees, peace negotiations, PharaohsVsTrump2020, Politics, president, Refugee Crisis, regional stability, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	38	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Enchantments Applied:	275	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is building a wall to keep out the creepers and zombies but insists that egypt and jordan will take in all the gazans instead. it’s a wild ride of politics and block building, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds for you to find. join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Egg Heat Cookin’ Party

body heat, collaboration, Cookin, Cooking, Egg, energy conservation, Experiment, food preparation, group activity, Heat, heat conduction, Heat exchange, heat source, heat transfer, human body, Party, PHYSICS., scientific demonstration, space occupation, teamwork, Temperature regulation, thermal dynamics, thermal energy

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4181
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to be part of a Minecraft server where you can literally cook an egg with your body heat? Well, look no further, cuz on this server, we got 12 people occupying the same space, creating enough heat to fry an egg in just one day! Join now and be part of this egg-cellent experience! Who needs furnaces when you got human heat, amirite? So come on over and let’s get crackin’!

Sheep Evolution Craft

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, Ancient genomics, ancient populations, animal breeding, animal domestication, animal husbandry, archaeological evidence, Craft, Development, dispersal, domestic sheep, Evolution, evolutionary biology, genetic analysis, genetic diversity, genetic history, genetic research, livestock genetics, Origin, Sheep, sheep breeds, wool production

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

so, liek, dis server is liek, totaly cray cray cuz it has, liek, ancient genomics and sheep and stuff. u can, liek, learn all about how sheep were, liek, created and spread all over da world.

u can, liek, become a sheep whisperer and, liek, communicate with dem in ways no one else can. u can, liek, ride sheep into battle and conquer da land with ur fluffy army.

join dis server if u wanna be da ultimate sheep master and uncover da secrets of ancient genomics. it’s gonna be, liek, totally epic and u won’t regret it, i swear.

Furry – Block PC/PE server minecraft

Adventure, bedrock, BLOCK, Furry, Gaming, lamp, Minecraft, PC, pe, Platform, Pure Minecraft, Server, Simplevoicechat, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat, Website, World Map

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

✅ Furry – Block 1.21.x | Without griffrand | Honest survival ✅

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The project in question invites all lovers of real lamp survival in the world of Minecraft. There are no privates and donated equipment, which retains the purity of the vanilla gaming process and provides a healthy economic environment of the server. You do not have to worry about privileges or an unfair advantage; Each of your action will be based solely on your skills and strategies.

The unique advantage of our server is SimplevoiceChat’s voice chat support, which creates an even more comfortable atmosphere for interacting with other players. Now you can communicate with friends in real time, which makes the survival process even more exciting and rich.

For players on the Bedrock platform, our server is available at the following address: IP: Play.furryblock.ru | Port: 26000, which opens up opportunities for a wide audience, regardless of their preferred system.

In addition, we have a website with a world map, where each participant can observe the activity of other players. You can see who is doing what, and not miss the important events taking place in the game world.

Join us to plunge into the atmosphere of pure minecraft, where each of your solutions matters, and your adventures are waiting in the wings.

furryblock.ru

Kino Poses Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, A, Anime, anime art, anime characters, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime poses, anime recommendations, anime style, Board, culture, discussion, Entertainment, japanese, Kino, Manga, Otaku, poses, Realm, Thread

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	2650	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crops Grown:	2048
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	New Chunks Explored:	816415

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate anime showdown, but with blocks and creepers and stuff!

We got waifus building giant mechs, traps set by yandere girls, and epic battles between Naruto and Goku!

You’ll be like living in your favorite anime, but with the power to build your own world and troll your friends with TNT cannons.

Plus, we have a secret hot spring area where you can relax and chat about the latest anime episodes while surrounded by pixelated cherry blossoms.

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most otaku-friendly Minecraft server ever created!

CraftyFamBiz Minecraft Server

ABUSIVE, Alcoholic, assets, Asshole, Business, CraftyFamBiz, family, furious, Leeching, Minecraft, MONEY, outcast, Portfolio, real estate, scapegoat, self-deletion, selfish, Server, Shamed, shunned, Siblings, Trust

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and leeches trying to take advantage of your success? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and build your own empire without any pesky siblings trying to mooch off your hard work. With our virtual real estate, you can create the ultimate kingdom and rule it with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice).

Forget about family shunning and shame, on our server, you are the king (or queen) and no one can tell you what to do with your assets. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or explore the Nether. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with entitled siblings!

GirlBlocker420

advice, age difference, age gap, aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, concerns, Conflict, Crush, DATING, family, girl, GirlBlocker420, inappropriate, intervention, Maturity, parenting, relationships, sibling, younger sibling

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4147
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and awkward conversations about dating at a young age? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world where 11-year-olds are trying to date 8-year-olds. Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and avoid uncomfortable sibling interactions. Plus, we have a secret realm where you can hide from annoying siblings who just don’t understand boundaries. So why wait? Join our server now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPitFalls

cautionary tale, danger, Deception, ensnarement, enticement, Falling, false sense of security, hidden dangers, ILLUSION, Misconception, pitfall, PixelPitFalls, seduction, snare, subtle traps, temptation, trap, unaware, unseen risks, unsuspecting victims, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and fall into the trap of endless fun and laughter! Our server is so addictive, you’ll find yourself falling into pixelated pits of joy every time you log on.

Forget about boring old traps like falling into lava or getting lost in a maze, on our server, the real trap is trying to stop playing once you’ve started. Our virtual world is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why players keep falling into the trap of our insanely fun Minecraft server!

SneezeCraft – Pepper Factory

Allergies, aroma, Challenges, Difficulty, FACTORY, irritant, Manufacturing, nose tickle, occupational hazard, occupational health., Pepper, pepper dust, pepper factory, production, pungent, repetitive motion, respiratory, Seasoning, SneezeCraft, sneezing, spicy, ventilation, Working

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with the same old stuff? well, come join our server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha!

we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava pit and a jungle filled with dancing pandas.

our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn dirt blocks into giant cupcakes and zombies into friendly unicorns.

if you join our server, you will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of rainbow sprinkles.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Europa’s Alien Core – Minecraft Server

Alien, alien life, Astrobiology, celestial bodies, core, Europa’s core, Europa’s ocean, Europa’s surface, europas, extraterrestrial life, icy surface, Jupiter, Jupiter’s moon, metallic core, Minecraft, moon Europa, Ocean, outer space, planetary research, researchers, scientific discovery, Server, small core, space exploration, speculation

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to jupiter’s moon europa! we got aliens, we got icy oceans, we even got a small metallic core at the center for all you hardcore miners out there! come dig your way to the center of the moon and uncover the mysteries of extraterrestrial life! who needs earth when you can explore europa in minecraft?! sign up now for a chance to be the first to discover the truth about this mysterious moon!

CollabCraft Empire 1.21.3

1.21.3, CollabCraft, collaboration, collaboration clarification, collaboration confusion, collaboration decision, collaboration discussion, collaboration explanation, collaboration idea, collaboration inquiry, collaboration interest, collaboration opportunity, collaboration potential, collaboration proposal, collaboration question, collaboration reason, collaboration request, collaboration suggestion, Empire, missed opportunity, Partnership, working together

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Ores Mined:	8017	Divine Spears Created:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Lol, bro, u gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

They got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on speed.

Plus, the admins are so chill, they’ll give you enchanted gear just for saying “please” in the chat.

So, like, why no collab? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s build the most epic castle this side of the Nether!

DadGFsKids Minecraft Server

blended families, challenging family dynamics, DadGFsKids, dealing with difficult stepmother, family conflict, family disapproval, family dynamics, Family Values, generational divide, grandparent disapproval, intergenerational conflict, loyalty to parents, Minecraft, navigating family relationships, parental dating, parental relationships, prioritizing family, resentment towards stepmother, Server, setting boundaries, sibling solidarity, stepfamily issues, toxic relationships

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Animals Bred:	147
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with your dad’s shady live-in girlfriend and her demon spawn? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from the drama!

Join us for a virtual world where you can build your own fortress to keep out unwanted family members, like Liz and her little minions. Use your creativity to create a world where you call the shots, not some money-grubbing girlfriend.

Don’t let your dad guilt trip you into spending time with his toxic girlfriend and her bratty kids. Instead, dive into our server where you can make new friends who actually respect boundaries and don’t push toddlers aside like rag dolls.

So if you’re ready to escape the family drama and build your own paradise, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a dysfunctional family when you have a virtual world to conquer?

MomCraftWeddingBonanza

difficult relationships, divisive posts, family approval, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, mom’s wedding, MomCraftWeddingBonanza, negative behavior, wedding attendance, wedding concerns, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning, wedding support

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will make you forget all about your mom’s questionable fiance.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have players who make the worst restaurant critics look like amateurs. Watch as they throw food at virtual waiters and declare everything “trash” just because it’s not up to their standards. It’s like dining out with your mom’s fiance, but in pixelated form!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are experts at starting online wars over the most ridiculous things. From declaring anyone who likes a certain block as “not a real Minecrafter” to wishing death upon creepers, you’ll never run out of drama on our server.

And if you’re worried about family dynamics, don’t be! We have players who will show you how to deal with tough and divisive people, just like your mom’s fiance. Learn valuable life lessons on how to navigate relationships with difficult individuals while building your dream pixelated world.

So come join us on our server and experience a virtual world crazier than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft?

Players:	108/400	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Chimeras Created:	1
Mines Excavated:	3252	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8