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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 489 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 2063 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 146 |
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