lol u ever been playin minecraft and ur mom calls u for dinner but u ignore her cuz u gotta finish building ur epic castle? well guess what, this server is perfect for u cuz we encourage u to ignore real life responsibilities and play minecraft all day every day!

join us and say goodbye to anxiety and depression cuz who needs real friends when u have a whole virtual world to explore? plus, our server is so lit that u won’t even notice ur neck pain from staring at the screen for hours on end.

we even have a special potion in-game that prevents u from getting into car crashes cuz let’s be real, u ain’t gonna be driving anywhere when u can be mining diamonds and slaying zombies with ur online buddies.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and say hello to ur new addiction – we mean, hobby. yeah, hobby.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY