CraftyPhoneAddictz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Items Found:	6935	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

New Minecraft Servers

lol u ever been playin minecraft and ur mom calls u for dinner but u ignore her cuz u gotta finish building ur epic castle? well guess what, this server is perfect for u cuz we encourage u to ignore real life responsibilities and play minecraft all day every day!

join us and say goodbye to anxiety and depression cuz who needs real friends when u have a whole virtual world to explore? plus, our server is so lit that u won’t even notice ur neck pain from staring at the screen for hours on end.

we even have a special potion in-game that prevents u from getting into car crashes cuz let’s be real, u ain’t gonna be driving anywhere when u can be mining diamonds and slaying zombies with ur online buddies.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and say hello to ur new addiction – we mean, hobby. yeah, hobby.

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Votes:	4980
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Divine Spears Created:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8067
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	7924
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	155
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	600	Ores Mined:	2333

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dimension Hops:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Star Shards Collected:	141
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Farms Harvested:	543
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crops Grown:	6246
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!