CraftyPersonaMC Server

Aigis, Anti Spammer Tech, art, Birthday Chart, CraftyPersonaMC, Draw Corner, guides, Media assets, metaphor, Music, P5B, P5M, P5U, P5X, Persona, persona 3, persona 5, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, ReFantazio, Server, Stage Plays

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Farms Harvested:	607
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the craziest block-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like the “Ender Dragon Dance-Off” where players battle it out on the dance floor while dodging fireballs from the dragon. Or how about our “Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge” where you have to fend off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream?

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like the “Diamond Armor Fashion Show” where players strut their stuff in the latest diamond armor designs. And don’t forget about our “Pig Racing League” where players compete to see who has the fastest pig in all the land.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find the legendary “Notch’s Secret Stash” filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	4700	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	179	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ores Mined:	8468
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	4898

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

categorization Dichotomous, characteristics Social commentary, comparison Quirky, comparisons Humorous, CraftyCreeperz, differences Binary, funny Opposites, humor Categorization, humor Contrasts, humor Dichotomous, humor Funny, humor Observations, humor Stereotypes, individuals Personalities, observations Generalizations, outlook Dichotomies, personalities Humor, Perspectives, perspectives Satire, perspectives Satirical, stereotypes Dichotomy, Two kinds of people

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crops Grown:	8902
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	203	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, armor stand, banana, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	8652
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

🌴 Server Highlights:	Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
	Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
	Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community

🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features:	Player heads for unique decorating
	Armor stand editor for creative displays
	Invisible item frames for clean builds

🤝 Community Focus:	Regular community events and minigames
	Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
	Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
	Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝

Forgotten Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Forgotten, forgotten discussions, ignored subjects, marginalized topics, neglected conversations, overlooked issues, rarely highlighted issues, rarely mentioned matters, Realms, seldom addressed subjects, unacknowledged matters, underdiscussed topics, underrepresented viewpoints, undervalued themes, unheard perspectives, unspoken concerns

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party on steroids! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.

And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.

WeddingCraft: Greedy&Rude

budgeting, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional stress, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, future planning, GreedyRude, guest list, Prioritizing, relationship dynamics, venue selection, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.

Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?

Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!

SexySteveMinecraftSMP

Alluring, APPEAL, attractive, body image, Charm, Confidence, desirability, empowerment, inner beauty, Masculinity, Men, seductive, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assured, self-perception, Sexy, SexySteveMinecraftSMP, validation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	476685	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7757
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a potato in real life? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can feel sexy and attractive 24/7!

Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyCovidCraze

anniversary, community response, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, global crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, Impact, lessons learned, mask wearing, pandemic, public health emergency, Quarantine, Reflection, resilience, Retrospective, social distancing, Thoughts, U.S, Vaccines, Virus

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.

So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border disputes, candidate statement, controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, elections, european union, fictional state, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media backlash, Minecraft, nationalism, Outrage, Political Correctness, Politics, presidential candidate, public opinion, Romania, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Animals Bred:	117	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have unicorns roaming around and pigs that can fly! yes, you heard that right, FLYING PIGS!

our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!

join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.

CraftyTariffDelayLOL

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffDelayLOL, DEADLINE, decision, DELAY, Economy, export, Impact, Import, international relations, March 1, market, mexico, negotiations, North America, Political, Tariffs, Trade, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

so like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds, you won’t find this kind of loot anywhere else, i swear.

also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.