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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 3665 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 358 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
join us on this server and u will be transported to a land of pure awesomeness where the blocks are made of solid gold and the mobs are all friendly and give u hugs instead of attacking u. u can build the most epic castles and roller coasters and even ride a dragon if u want (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?).
but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will get a free pet llama that can do your homework for u and make u sandwiches. plus, every time u mine a diamond, a leprechaun will appear and grant u three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).
so what are u waiting for? join us on this server and let the fun begin! who needs real life when u can have minecraft magic instead? come on, do it for the llamas!