CraftyParkingWars

aita, CAR, CraftyParkingWars, giving a fuck, Hit, Hungry, husband, Karma, parking etiquette, public parking, public parking spot, Rainy, Restaurant, Rush, Saturday evening, shouting, Sidewalk, sidewalk parking, spot, stealing

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking spot drama is a thing of the past! Join us and never worry about getting yelled at for taking someone’s spot again.

Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.

So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!

Whore’s Daddy Mine 1.20.5

1.20.5, BDSM, DADDY, desire, dirty talk, Domination, Erotic, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, Lust, Naughty, Pleasure, power dynamic, Roleplay, seduction, Submission, sugar baby, sugar daddy, taboo, whore, Whores

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because on this server, you can be some virtual whore’s daddy! That’s right, you can live out all your weird fantasies in blocky pixel form. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the madness. Who needs reality when you can be a Minecraft daddy to some random digital hoe? It’s a whole new level of roleplaying that will make you question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the daddy you never knew you wanted to be!

NoHoboNoEntryMC

apartment, Chicago, cold weather, community support, compassion, compassion fatigue, Decision making, Empathy, ethical dilemma, homeless outreach, homeless woman, homelessness, Kindness, LANDLORD, moral dilemma, neighbor, NoHoboNoEntryMC, risk management, Safety, social responsibility, tough choices

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Zombie Dances:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	186
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of making tough decisions like whether to let a homeless woman into your apartment or risk angering your landlord? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and join a world where homeless women don’t beg for warmth, they beg for diamonds!

Join our server and build a virtual apartment complex where you can let in as many homeless NPCs as you want without worrying about pesky landlords or nosy neighbors. Charge their virtual phones, keep them warm by the pixelated fireplace, and watch as they thank you with virtual hugs and gratitude.

But be warned, on our server, the homeless NPCs have a secret agenda – they’re actually undercover agents trying to infiltrate your world and steal all your virtual riches! Can you outsmart them and protect your diamonds, or will you fall victim to their sneaky tactics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual homelessness like never before! Who knew being homeless in Minecraft could be so entertaining?

LowkeyPro in Minecraft SMP

ARTISTRY, beginner friendly, Challenging, Craft, deceptive simplicity, dexterity, Expertise, finesse, hidden talent, intricate, low barrier to entry, LowkeyPro, Mastery, Minecraft, nuanced, Precision, proficiency, skillful, smp, talent, underestimated

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchantments Applied:	125
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, it’s got a low barrier to entry, but trust me, it’s super skillful. You gotta join this server, man, because the admins are like wizards who can summon dragons and stuff. And the players? Oh man, they’re like Minecraft gods, building insane structures and slaying mobs left and right.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. This server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. Yeah, you heard me right. They’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a giant disco party. And you know what? I’m totally down for that, dude. I wanna dance with some alien villagers, don’t you?

So, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and become part of the wildest adventure of your life, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, bro, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos, creativity, and pure awesomeness. See you on the other side, my dude.

NoFearMinecraftFun

conquering fears, facing fears, fearless actions, fearless activities, fearless day, fearless dreams, fearless goals, fearless living, fearless living challenge, fearless living empowerment, fearless living inspiration, fearless living journey, fearless living motivation, fearless living success, fearless living tips, fearless living transformation, fearless mindset, living without fear, NoFearMinecraftFun, overcoming fears, wild adventures

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your blocky life! Imagine a world where you can build without limits, fight epic battles with giant spiders, and ride pigs into battle like a true warrior.

Join our server and experience the thrill of living a day without fear! Want to jump off a cliff into a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So what are you waiting for? Join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Europa Water Co. – Luxury Minecraft Server

celestial commodities, commercialized space travel, europa, extraterrestrial resources, extraterrestrial water, future technology, futuristic markets, iceberg water, interplanetary trade, luxury, luxury goods, luxury product, luxury travel, Minecraft, Server, space colonization, space commerce, space economy, space exploration, space resources, space tourism, space tourism industry, Water

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Emeralds Found:	6705
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magic Items Found:	6273
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Yo, you ever dream of sippin’ on some extraterrestrial water straight from Europa? Well, on our server, we got that luxury on tap, baby! Forget about boring old iceberg water, we’re talkin’ out-of-this-world hydration!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure to mine for resources on Europa. Build yourself a swanky space base and flex on all your friends with your fancy alien water collection. Who needs diamonds when you can have a bottle of Europa water, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the water on Europa has magical properties that give you superpowers in-game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot lasers from your eyes? Just take a sip of that sweet, sweet Europa water and watch the magic happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience of your life. Europa water awaits, my friends!

sVanilla Survival

bedrock, combat tag, creativity, crystal, Economy, ELYTRA, Geyser, hacked clients, Minecraft, Monuments, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Svanilla, tnt duplication, totem, Trading, USA East, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

sVanilla Survival Server

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

Overview:

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Survive & Thrive: Play the game how you want
Melee Based PvP: Focus on swords, axes, and bows
Quality of Life: Enhancements without deviating from vanilla
Bartering Economy: Trade with other players
Boundless Exploration: No land claims, explore freely
Permanent Legacy: Map never resets
TNT Duplication: Build with ease or create destruction

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on the server.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of melee combat.
Are there economy plugins?	No, the server’s economy is based on player trading.
Is there a world border?	Yes, there is a 300k world border for exploration.
Will the map ever reset?	No, the map is permanent and will never reset.

Delicious Murder Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, crime, crime fiction, criminal behavior, dark comedy, dark humor, DELICIOUS, Homicide, Land, Macabre, murder, murder investigation, Murder Mystery, Mystery, psychological thriller, serial killer, Sinister, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, violence

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Towns Built:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most killer experience ever! We have so many ways to murder your friends in the game, it’s like a buffet of death!

You can push them off cliffs, drown them in lava, or even drop anvils on their heads! It’s like a murder mystery party, but with pixelated blocks!

And the best part is, you can do it all while laughing maniacally and shouting “Mwahaha!” in the chat. It’s a real scream!

So come join us for some murderous fun on our Minecraft server. Just remember, it’s all in good, bloody fun!

NoSimpin4MinecraftSMP

differing opinions, distinctive preferences, idiosyncratic tastes, individual quirks, individual standards, niche interests, nonconformist views, NoSimpin4MinecraftSMP, particular turn-offs, peculiar attractions, peculiar dislikes, personal aversions, personal taste, selective attractions, specific preferences, specific turn-offs, uncommon attractions, unconventional beauty, unconventional standards, unique dislikes, unique preferences

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8828
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Crops Grown:	8398	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, bro. Like, we have a secret underground club where we only play C418 music and dance with creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is a talking chicken who wears a top hat. He gives out diamonds like they’re candy, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, bro. It’s like a wild ride, man. And every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have a massive PvP battle. It’s insane, bro.

So, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to join a place where anything goes, then come join us, bro. We’re always looking for new members to join our wacky adventures. Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free hugs. So what are you waiting for, bro? Join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

TraumaCraft: No griefing allowed

Allowed, compassion, coping, cruel response, Emotional Abuse, Empathy, Griefing, healing, judgement, mental health, mental illness, Opening Up, Recovery, self-care, Self-expression, stigma, Support, Therapy, toxic behavior, Trauma, TraumaCraft, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	85	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	355839	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Towns Built:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and trade resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who will go to extreme lengths to prank each other and cause chaos.

But that’s not all – we also have the craziest events you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken invasion or a zombie apocalypse that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about your trauma!

CryptoMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Argentina politics, Congress, controversy, Corruption, crash, crypto coin, cryptocurrency, CryptoMilei, Downfall, Economy, financial market, Government, impeachment trial, investigation, milei, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, scandal, Server, trial

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Animals Bred:	63
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of a political scandal? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and witness the chaos as Argentina’s opposition tries to impeach someone over a crypto coin crash! it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. join now for a front row seat to the drama! #minecraftpolitics #cryptoconspiracy #creeperimpeachment

AmazonTribeReturn

Adventure, amazon rainforest, AmazonTribeReturn, brief, Communication, Connection, Contact, culture, discovery, Exploration, indigenous, indigenous community, indigenous culture, indigenous people, ISOLATED, man, outside world, Rainforest tribe, remote, RETURN, Tribe

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, imagine this isolated indigenous dude, right? he like, comes out of the amazon rainforest for a hot sec, just to check out our server. he’s like, whoa, this place is lit, i gotta tell my tribe about it. so he goes back to his peeps and is all like, yo, we gotta join this server, it’s off the chain. and now they’re all playing minecraft with us, how crazy is that? come join us and be part of this epic adventure, man. who knows what other wild stuff will happen on this server, dude. it’s gonna be a total blast, trust me.

Bio Hybrid Muscle Man

actuated, bio, bioengineering, Biohybrid hand, biohybrid systems, biohybrid technology, biomedical engineering, hand movement, hand prosthetics, hand rehabilitation, human muscle tissues, human-machine interface, Hybrid, man, Multiple, Muscle, muscle activation, muscle control, muscle tissue actuation, muscle tissue engineering, muscle tissue manipulation, muscle-powered prosthetics, prosthetics, tissue engineering

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	239	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Animals Bred:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biohybrid hands that are controlled by human muscles! you can literally punch trees and build houses with your own muscles, how cool is that? plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will guide you through the land of blocky adventures. we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for shiny feathers. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Firestarter

Auction, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, FIRESTARTER, Friendly, Grief Protection, handbook, java, Land claiming, Players, respectful, rules, Server, Shops, smp, Trade

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Emeralds Found:	495	Potions Brewed:	124
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Votes:	3352	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

firestarter Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features
Player-driven economy and player-run shops
Grief protection and land claiming
Frequent community events
Tons of small quality-of-life tweaks
Java + Bedrock cross-play
A friendly, fair, and respectful community

Server Handbook & Rules:

Server Handbook

Server Address:

mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132)

Server Tour:

Server Tour Video

Join our Community:

Check out our handbook for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡 Or consider joining our Discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, we offer Java + Bedrock cross-play on our server.
Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?	No, our rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work.
How can I participate in community events?	Keep an eye on our Discord and in-game announcements for upcoming events.

MysticCraft – ShadowRealm 1.20.5

1.20.5, 3D Debut, Anime List, baubau, Birthday 3D Live, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, Cute Little Sister, debut, fuwamoco, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Schedule, shadowrealm, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9005	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality! Why join, you ask? Well, because our server is like a cute little sister edition of Minecraft – it’s quirky, it’s fun, and it’s totally bonkers! Plus, we have streams that are so insane, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion. And don’t even get me started on the debut videos – they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together!

VacayVillaVeto

attachment, Boundaries, Communication, emotional attachment, ENTITLEMENT, family cabin, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family heirloom, family relationships, passive aggressive behavior, personal space, Protective, Respect, Selfishness, sharing, vacation home, vacation time, VacayVillaVeto

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Animals Bred:	164
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Buildings Constructed:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your virtual cabin like it’s a family heirloom! Just like this player’s cozy vacation cabin in the mountains, our server is a safe space for you to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and experience the thrill of defending your virtual property from pushy brother-in-laws who want to take over your land! Build your own vacation cabin, complete with passive-aggressive comments from NPCs who think you’re being selfish for not sharing your space.

Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a cabin” – on our server, every block matters and every build is a family heirloom. So come on in, protect your turf, and show the world that you’re not just a block builder – you’re a block protector!