CraftyParentz

Boundaries, caretaking, Communication, compassion, CraftyParentz, education, Empathy, family, friendship, guidance, hygiene, intervention, Mentorship, parenting, personal care, puberty, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we not only build epic structures but also give hygiene talks to all players! Join us for a unique experience where you can learn how to properly wash yourself in the shower, clean your hair, and even use deodorant.

Just like the player who took in his son’s friend and gave him a hygiene lesson, we believe in taking care of each other in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own shampoo, conditioner, and aftershave in the game!

Join now for a server like no other, where we prioritize cleanliness and friendship above all else. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if your Minecraft character starts to smell a bit off – we’ll just kindly remind you to take a shower!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

acting poor, aita, baby expenses, baby formula, BabyCraft, DAUGHTER, diapers, expensive, financial issues, financial ruin, GIT, Grandchild, GUD, Handouts, Jerk, luxury, modest income, new baby, not giving help, shitty grandparent, Starbucks, Struggling, third car, upper middle-class

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

after party, Chill, Cleanup, Connect, CREW, Débrief, dress, drink, Eat, hang out, Minecraft, mingle, Orgy, Party, post-orgy activities, REFLECT, Relax, shower, Sleep, smp, Socialize, Talk, unwind

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	191
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

big, biggest indies, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber culture, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtuber fans, indie vtuber support, indie vtuber thread, indie vtuber trends, indie vtuber viewers, indie vtubers, indies, Minecraft, Server, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber shilling, vtuber viewers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Crops Grown:	3150	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Farms Harvested:	484
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

biggest sacrifice, Commitment, Dedication, Deep love, devotion, emotional sacrifice, giving up, letting go, long-term relationships, love, love and commitment, love and sacrifice, love and sacrifice in relationships, LoveCrafted, putting someone else first, relationships, romantic sacrifices, sacrifice, sacrifice for love, Selflessness, true love, unconditional love

Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	894
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

Assassination, complaint, Corruption, Government, health, HUMAN RIGHTS, Insider, investigation, Medical, Navalny, Official documents, opposition leader, Poisoned, Poisoning, poisoning attempt, Political, Prison, PrisonPoisonedMCServer, russia, sharp pain, stomach

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Buildings Constructed:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

APPROVED, Assassination, Conflict, current events, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, HamasCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, Palestinian, political violence, Terrorism, UN employee, united nations, Unwra, world affairs

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Home Salesmen Online

Cold Calling, commission-based, customer service, direct sales, door to door salesmen, entrepreneurial, flexible schedule, home, home based business, Home office, independent contractor, lead generation, Marketing, networking, ONLINE, persuasive communication, remote work, Sales, sales strategies, sales tactics, salesmen, self-employment, work from home

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.