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Unity of Blocks 1.20.6

1.20.6, anti-black, Bigotry, black people, blocks, classism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, guys, hate, INEQUALITY, intolerance, poor people, prejudice, Privilege, racial bias, racism, racist, Social Issues, social justice, socioeconomic status, Unity

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Towns Built:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we don’t discriminate against anyone based on race, only on how much money they got in their virtual pockets!

Come build with us and flex your virtual wealth while crushing the dreams of those pesky poor players. It’s like real life, but blockier and with less consequences!

Join now and show off your diamond armor to those peasants still mining for coal. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

PrankWarsMC

age joke, Apology, Best Friend, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSMENT, English as second language., feeling upset, getting back at him, good time, immature prank, leaving a party, male friends, pantsed, party games, peer pressure, PrankWarsMC, ruined the party, self-conscious, social awkwardness, text message, tighty whities

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring parties where your friends pants you and make fun of your tighty whities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no pantsing allowed! Plus, if anyone tries to make fun of your underwear choice, you can just build a giant statue of them in their undies as revenge. Trust us, it’s way more fun than leaving the party and getting guilt-tripped by your friends. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

PuppyLoveStory – Minecraft SMP

animal companions, animal rescue, animal shelter, bonding with pets, canine companionship, dog adoption, dog adoption process, doggy devotion, Forever Home, four-legged friend, furry friend, heartwarming tales, Minecraft, pet adoption journey, pet adoption stories, pet love, pet parent bond, puppy adoption, puppy companionship, puppy love, PuppyLoveStory, rescue dog, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you a quest to find the legendary diamond carrot of power. And then you meet this super cute dog who is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. But don’t worry, he’s on our side…I think.

And then there’s this crazy love story between me and my dog, like we met when he saved me from a horde of evil zombie chickens. It was totally love at first sight, I mean who wouldn’t fall for a dog who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, right? So yeah, join this Minecraft SMP for all the wacky adventures and unexpected romances, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐶💎🐷 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyLove #DiamondCarrotQuest

CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe

advice, CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe, hindsight, life lessons, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Hey there, young Minecraft player! If I could give advice to my younger self, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.

2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!

3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	66286	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	1847	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Votes:	3437
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Towns Built:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magic Items Found:	6426
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	6638	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	1882
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

BedNBreakfasts SMP

appreciation, BedNBreakfasts, Bonding, breakfast in bed, comfort, Cozy, guys, indulgence, Intimacy, lazy morning, love, luxury, opinion, pampering, relationship, Relaxation, romantic gesture, smp, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful, Treat

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	138
Emeralds Found:	8904	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

NoDabbingInMineCraft

common etiquette, Courtesy, courtesy rules, cultural norms, DeCorum, Etiquette, formalities, Manners, modern etiquette, NoDabbingInMineCraft, outdated customs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social graces, social norms, societal expectations, traditional Etiquette, unnecessary rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Divine Spears Created:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	547
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3434

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

Pixel Privacy Patrol

ai tools, Artificial Intelligence, computer scientists, data, Data Protection, digital privacy, Effectiveness, mathematical model, Monitoring, OFFLINE, ONLINE, online privacy, Patrol, PIXEL, privacy, privacy risks, regulators, Risks, safeguarding, Surveillance, Technology, University of Oxford

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2429	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Players:	91/200	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4