CraftyParent Minecraft Server

Airport, aita, Asshole, CraftyParent, DAUGHTER, flip phone, holiday, iPhone, Kids, Minecraft, Panic, Phone, refusing to help, Rude, Server, sister, Smartphone, social media, Tantrum, vacation, Western Europe

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in tough love and teaching valuable life lessons! Just like the parent in this story, we won’t coddle you or give you everything you want.

Join us if you want to learn the importance of responsibility and not throwing tantrums when things don’t go your way. Our server is filled with challenges and obstacles that will test your patience and resilience, just like this daughter had to learn to suck it up and deal with her flip phone.

Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded without a phone like this poor girl – but we will make sure you appreciate what you have and learn to make the best of any situation. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crops Grown:	5853	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Zombie Pigman Got Too Excited and Broke My Door – No Resets – 1.21.1 – No Rules

1.21.1, Afghanistan, Anarchy, barracks, BROKE, Canada, Cheating, desert, Difficulty, Discord, Door, elytra wings, Excited, Griefing, HARD, HOURS, Minecraft, Montreal, Perma ban, Pigman, Players, Resets, rules, Saga, Server, smp, teleport commands, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

Minecraft Server Overview:

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule	Cheating = Perma ban

FAQs:

What do we mean by Vanilla Gameplay?

Gameplay is mostly vanilla and intended to be difficult. We do not have any teleport commands available to players. We do have some items that are balanced by the staff using the vanilla “give” command and are given out for special events. These special items are only available via staff-run events, and if we see the game become unbalanced because of them, we reserve the right to remove these “lore” items.

What we consider cheating:

Any client or mod that makes you faster, including QoL mods. Any client or mod that gives you an advantage in the game. Any use of 3rd-party software that performs actions for you in the game. Any type of xray. If you have to ask if it’s considered cheating, it is most likely cheating.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockyBattles – Minecraft Server

#Akafuyu, AK EN Database, AK x R6S Collab, akg, akg website, arknights, ash, Attack, blockybattles, Caster Iris, Clank Liberty Retro, Coldshot skin, Come Catastrophes, Defence, Defender Firewhistle, Defender Jessica the Liberated, Doc, ela, EPOQUE, Guard Irene, Guard Surtr, Guard Wind Chimes, Iana, Liskarm, Minecraft, Mint, Mountain, Mulberry, Operation Originium Dust, Raythean Striker, Saileach, Scene, Schwarz, Server, Sniper Aosta, Sniper Fartooth, Sniper Typhon, Specialist Almond, Specialist Kazemaru, Specialist Kirara, Suzuran, Tachanka, Tactical Collide, Tuye, Valuable resources, Vanguard Elysium, Vanilla skin, Vector Breakthrough, Wakes of Vultures, Wild Mane, Wind Chimes

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got 6 Sniper Typhon, 6 Guard Surtr, and 5* Caster Iris waiting for you to conquer. But that’s not all, we also have a crossover event with Ela, Iana, and Doc from Rainbow Six Siege because why not mix things up a bit?

Join us for the Operation Originium Dust Rerun where you can battle it out with Ash, Tachanka, Schwarz, and Liskarm in an epic showdown. And don’t forget about our exclusive AK x R6S Collab where Attack, Defence, and Tactical collide in the most chaotic way possible.

But wait, there’s more! We have 6 Guard Irene, 6 Sniper Fartooth, and 5* Defender Firewhistle waiting for you on our CN server. Plus, Mountain, Akafuyu, and Wild Mane are here to spice things up in the EPOQUE Re-Edition event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even unlock the legendary Wind Chimes skin for your character!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Alien Abductions:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Return Obsessed Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, building wealth, earning more money, financial education, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Gains, investing, investment strategies, long term investing, McDonald’s salary, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, partial shares, retards, RETURN, RETURNS, smp, stock market, Wealth accumulation, wealth building

Are you tired of being surrounded by financial noobs who think they’re gonna strike it rich with tiny gains? Join our Minecraft SMP where we focus on earning big money to build insane wealth! Our players have turned dirt blocks into diamond towers and traded their way to owning entire villages. Say goodbye to small gains and hello to epic wealth-building adventures. Come join us and show those financial noobs how it’s done!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ExBlockMate DramaCraft

Agreement, arrears, child support, Conflict, Court, custody, disagreement, Divorce, DramaCraft, earnings, ex wife, ExBlockMate, family, Financial, forgiveness, income, lawsuit, Legal, mediation, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, spousal support

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine and craft your way to happiness! Join us and leave your ex-wife and child support issues behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is a debt of gratitude for all the fun you’ll have. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond block hidden deep within our world, all your real-life financial problems will disappear! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a brighter future (and maybe even some spousal support)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ExDisaster Minecraft SMP

bad breakup, BETRAYAL, Breakup, cheating ex, Closure, Emotional rollercoaster, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex story, ExDisaster, exes be crazy, exes from hell, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship drama, smp, starting over, toxic relationship, worst ex

Are you tired of dealing with toxic exes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where all your exes are turned into harmless chickens that you can laugh at and throw eggs at all day long. It’s the ultimate revenge without any of the drama! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build a giant statue of your ex out of diamond blocks and then blow it up with TNT? Trust us, it’s therapeutic. So come join us and let’s make some exes regret ever messing with us in the first place!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Emeralds Found:	7634	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockyBrothers

arrogance, Behavior, BlockyBrothers, Communication, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, growth, habits, Kindness, Listening, Men, Misogyny, reddit, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Stereotypes, STOP, Support, toxic masculinity, Understanding, wish

Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being as boring as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave of Minecraft! Join us if you want to stop other men from stealing your diamonds, because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond theft” policy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Join us if you want to learn his epic battle strategies and become a Minecraft legend yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers forever!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Epic Autism EEGs Server

autism, autism research, Autism Spectrum Disorder, brain activity, brain waves, children, developmental disorders, EEG technology, EEGs, Electroencephalograms, Epic, epilepsy diagnosis, epilepsy monitoring, epilepsy risk, medical testing, neurological development, neurological disorders, neurology, pediatric health, pediatric neurology, seizure prediction, seizures, Server

so, like, imagine this: you join our server and suddenly you’re transported into a world where EEGs are like, the key to everything! like, you gotta predict epilepsy risk in children with autism spectrum disorder to, like, survive and stuff. it’s a wild ride, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with all the tools and resources you need to, like, conquer this crazy challenge. plus, there’s, like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and, like, magical creatures that only those with the power of EEGs can tame. so, like, come join us and embark on the most epic adventure of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Sunburned SMP: Survival with a BIG Update & World Expansion just took a tumble! Custom Fish, Gear, and Enchants await!

Await, bedrock, big, Challenges, Community, cross-platform, Custom, Discord, Enchants, Events, Expansion, Fish, Gear, java, Minecraft, PvP, Resets, Server, Skills, smp, Sunburned, Survival, tumble, twitter, update, Whitelist, world

Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord
TikTok	Shaded TikTok

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing like never before with our cutting-edge Fishing Log! Marvel at the custom textures of each fish you catch, organized by rarity level, and show off your impressive collection to your friends! Be sure to accept the server resource pack for the best experience!
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into the world of lobster fishing! Purchase your very own lobster pots from Aaron the Angler at /pond (conveniently located at /spawn). Place them in the water, bait them up, and watch as you reel in a bountiful catch to sell back to Aaron!
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your mettle against other skilled players in our exhilarating player versus player arena! Don’t worry, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences.
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Rest easy knowing that your creations and belongings are safe and secure with our robust land claiming and grief prevention system. Build to your heart’s content without fear of interference!
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy! Purchase custom gear from the Gear Merchant at /spawn, engage in trade, earn money, and participate in exciting auctions. The possibilities are endless!
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Elevate your gameplay experience and showcase your dedication by earning free ranks, kits, and perks through voting! Stand out from the crowd and reap the rewards of your support!
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Embark on thrilling quests, participate in unforgettable events, and tackle weekly challenges that will keep you engaged and rewarded. Never experience a dull moment on Shaded!
🔮 50+ Custom Enchants. Enhance your gear with our extensive collection of over 50 unique custom enchants! From elemental powers to special abilities, these enchants add a whole new dimension to your equipment and gameplay. Discover rare and powerful combinations to become a true legend on the server!
💪 mcMMO Skills and Progression. Level up your character with the popular mcMMO plugin! Develop skills in various areas such as mining, woodcutting, fishing, and combat. Unlock powerful abilities, gain experience, and become a master in your chosen fields. Watch as your character grows stronger with every action you take!

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued.

Don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to be a part of the most exciting Minecraft community around! Join Shaded today by simply copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Shaded Minecraft server?

A: Simply enter the server IP play.shaded.gg in your Minecraft client and start your adventure!

Q: Are there any custom features on the Shaded server?

A: Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as the Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, and more!

Q: How can I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can use the land claiming and grief prevention system on Shaded to keep your creations safe and secure.

Q: How can I earn ranks and perks on the server?

A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks as a token of appreciation for your support!

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the Shaded server?

A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional, allowing you to choose whether or not to participate based on your playstyle preferences.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	394	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hello 4chan Minecraft Server

4chan, digital activism, fake names, funny, humor, internet culture, internet humor, internet memes, internet mischief, internet pranks, internet trolling, library, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online forums, Online Petition, online petitions, Server, social media, spam script, trolling

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, do I have the perfect server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Our community is like no other, with players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where we prank online petitions and polls just for fun. Remember that time when we convinced the local library to move 150 meters just for kicks? Yeah, that was us.

So come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of outrageous stunts we’ll pull next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Animals Bred:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ms Rachel and Elmo Minecraft SMP Link Up

Bonding, catch up, Companionship, Connection, Elmo, EXCITEMENT, Friends, friendship, get together, Happiness, Happy, joy, Keep It, Link, linked up, Meeting, Minecraft, ms rachel, need it, Rachel, reunion, smp, socializing

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as Ms Rachel and Elmo team up to create the most chaotic and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, Ms Rachel accidentally turned Elmo’s house into a giant cookie and chaos ensued as they tried to figure out how to change it back. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for them!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons every Friday night. Will you be brave enough to join in on the fun?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining and crafting. Need it or keep it? You decide!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1425
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MomKicked Minecraft Server

Boundaries, c ptsd, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional boundaries, emotional triggers, Empathy, family, generational trauma, house rules, Inheritance, living arrangements, mental health, Minecraft, MomKicked, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, Trauma

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from your mom and stepdad! No more backhanded remarks about your interior decorating skills or vacuuming before 8 am. Plus, no need to worry about triggering your C-PTSD because in our world, you’re the boss!

Join us now and escape the chaos of real life for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Build, explore, and relax without any judgment or unwanted advice. Trust us, it’s better than confronting your mom about her TV volume at 2 am!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Farms Harvested:	321
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyTrustFundSaver

accommodation fees, aita, Best Friend, CraftyTrustFundSaver, dependant, Eviction, family, financial troubles, Generosity, Gifts, Guilt, homelessness, parents, rent money, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Stingy, student loans, trust fund, Uni fees, younger siblings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where generosity is key! Just like in the real world, we believe in sharing the wealth and spreading the love. Join us and receive your virtual trust fund when you turn 18 in the game – the more you contribute, the bigger the fund!

Imagine having £20,000 in your virtual trust fund – you can treat your friends to brunch, buy them jewellery, and even help out those in need. But be careful, because just like in this crazy story, you might have friends asking you for rent money in the game too! Will you be generous like our protagonist, or will you be labeled as stingy and selfish?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the generosity, and the outrageousness of virtual trust funds in Minecraft! Who knew financial troubles could be so entertaining in a blocky world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Ores Mined:	6600
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LuckyCraft: What’s Your Epic Moment?

Blessing, chance, Epic, Fortuitous, Fortunate, fortunate coincidence, fortunate event, fortunate occurrence, good fortune, LUCK, lucky accident, lucky break, lucky chance, lucky charm, lucky moment, lucky occurrence, lucky streak., lucky stroke, lucky twist of fate, luckycraft, moment, serendipity, stroke of luck, whats

Have you ever accidentally mined a diamond block with a wooden pickaxe? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous luck you’ve ever had in your virtual life. From finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted gear to stumbling upon a secret village of friendly llamas, our server is a goldmine of lucky moments waiting to happen. So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your luck levels skyrocket to infinity and beyond!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9934
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HackCraft: Kremlin Edition

Armenian cyber security, Armenian government, cyber attack, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, digital warfare, Edition, foreign hackers, government cyber security, government database, HackCraft, HACKING, Information Security, international cyber attack, Kremlin, Russian cyber attack, Russian hackers

so like, this server is so epic, even russian hackers are trying to get in on the action! they heard about our sick builds and crazy pvp battles and just had to try and hack their way in. but don’t worry, our admin team is on it, they’re like the avengers of the minecraft world, protecting our precious server from evil hackers. join us and be part of the most intense server drama since herobrine was spotted in the nether! trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come build, fight, and laugh with us on the best server in the multiverse!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Superman’s Weak Muscles Server

atrophy, big muscles, body image, comic books, fictional characters, muscle growth, muscle maintenance, muscle mass, Muscles, Physical fitness, Powerlifting, RIPPED, Server, strength training, strong heroes, super strength, SuperHero, superhuman abilities, Superman, SUPERMANS, unrealistic standards, Weak, weightlifting

Yo, join dis epic Minecraft server where even Superman would be like “woah, these muscles are too big for me!” We got crazy strong heroes runnin’ around, liftin’ blocks like it’s nothin’. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are hittin’ the gym to keep up with the muscle madness. Plus, we got a secret underground lair where all the superheroes hang out and plan their next epic battle against the evil Ender Dragon. So come on, join us and flex those pixelated muscles like you’ve never flexed before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8105
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!