Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in tough love and teaching valuable life lessons! Just like the parent in this story, we won’t coddle you or give you everything you want.

Join us if you want to learn the importance of responsibility and not throwing tantrums when things don’t go your way. Our server is filled with challenges and obstacles that will test your patience and resilience, just like this daughter had to learn to suck it up and deal with her flip phone.

Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded without a phone like this poor girl – but we will make sure you appreciate what you have and learn to make the best of any situation. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 New Chunks Explored: 282340
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP

    Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses starts dancing around you, blasting “Baby Shark” at full volume. Or how about the time when a group of players dressed as llamas rode into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trollface Crashout Mode, where every player is given a random troll face skin and must navigate through obstacle courses filled with traps, pranks, and puzzles. It’s like a mix of parkour, escape room, and a circus clown show all rolled into one!

    So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, unleash your inner troll, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join us on our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition

    GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama, cheating exes, and DNA tests galore.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex’s new girlfriend pops up in the game and starts hurling insults at you until the DNA test results are in. Will you block her like you blocked his calls, or will you face her head-on in a virtual showdown?

    But wait, there’s more! We offer exclusive in-game events where you can invite your ex to witness the birth of your blocky baby, only to have him come up with the most ridiculous excuses for not showing up. And don’t forget about the non-invasive DNA test mini-game, where you can prove once and for all who the real block parent is.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of setting guidelines for your ex’s involvement in your virtual child’s life. Will you let him see the baby without his new girlfriend, or will you stick to your guns and keep her away from your pixelated offspring? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!

    MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mistake you can make is accidentally mining straight down into lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time someone accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion mishap. Or the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone left the coop door open.

    But don’t worry, we’re all about learning from our mistakes here. Like the time someone tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up blowing up half the server – now that’s a lesson they won’t soon forget!

    So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion), come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword!

    Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, where players can explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot (and maybe a few surprise creepers).

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual lava surfing competition, where the bravest players can ride molten hot lava flows for a chance to win epic prizes.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Emeralds Found: 6329
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MotherRussiaCraft

    MotherRussiaCraft
    come join our minecraft server where we have russian soldiers’ mothers, wives, and children protesting for demobilization in the game! watch as they build giant picket signs and march around spawn demanding justice for their loved ones! join in on the fun and help them overthrow the oppressive regime ruling over the server! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged and dramatic? join now for a revolution like no other!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Farms Harvested: 286 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Enchantments Applied: 292
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft

    Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have more craziness than a chicken trying to fly! we got so much fun stuff like diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that dance to disco music!

    but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! we have epic adventures waiting for u around every corner, from battling dragons to building giant statues of steve riding a pig!

    plus, our community is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons have put aside their differences to become best buds! so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 81

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2074 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ExeosCraft: Where you can McMMO your way to rainbow riches in version 1.21! Join now for a purr-fectly fun time!

    ExeosCraft: Where you can McMMO your way to rainbow riches in version 1.21! Join now for a purr-fectly fun time!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    🌟 Why Choose Us?

    Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    🌐 Our Features:

    Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Ores Mined: 4154 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Falling into the Void: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 37

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Yakuza Movie Night Minecraft Server

    Yakuza Movie Night Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Yakuza themselves! That’s right, you’ll be building and crafting alongside the most notorious crime syndicate in Japan. Need protection from griefers? The Yakuza have got your back. Want to participate in high-stakes diamond heists? The Yakuza can make it happen. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired Yakuza boss who now spends his days building pixel art and organizing underground PvP tournaments. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 300 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP

    Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the girls are skilled in shooting ropes? Look no further, because our ladies are pros at slinging those ropes like Spider-Man on steroids!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – they’re running the black market trade in enchanted diamonds.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of TNT? Or challenge a chicken to a dance-off for the title of server king? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared to dodge flying ropes and exploding llamas along the way!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BlockAddict Minecraft SMP

    BlockAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server is the “hardest to quit” addiction you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting against the cows, and the creepers have formed a boy band called “The Exploding Terrors”.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear, guarded by a group of mischievous villagers who challenge you to a dance-off to gain access.

    So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride of epic proportions that will have you saying goodbye to reality and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PixelPotion

    PixelPotion
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge into battle like a true warrior.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer? Rumor has it that this mysterious player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and convince it to do their bidding. Want to see this epic showdown for yourself? Join our server now!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server

    UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server
    haha so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about all this crazy stuff happening in the world? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just have a good time building stuff and blowing things up!

    we got UN employees running around causing chaos and getting away with it because they got immunity, like what even is that?? but hey, on this server, u can be one of those UNRWA employees and wreak havoc without any consequences. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft!

    join us now and be part of the madness, because who needs reality when u can have a blast in the virtual world? plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Kuznetsov’s Last Stand

    Kuznetsov’s Last Stand
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the Kremlin pulls sailors off a janky old aircraft carrier and sends them to fight in Ukraine? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what we got goin’ on here!

    Join us for some epic battles, where you can fight alongside these poor sailors who were just tryna sail the high seas but got caught up in some crazy political drama. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Only one way to find out, my dude!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken with a taste for human flesh. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Just watch out for those sneaky sailors, they may be more dangerous than they seem!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8289 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Towns Built: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • DefinitelyCompletelyLegit Vanilla Hermitcraft-Adjacent Server for Cool Cats running Java with Fabric

    DefinitelyCompletelyLegit Vanilla Hermitcraft-Adjacent Server for Cool Cats running Java with Fabric

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TotallyNotSuspicious
    Established 2018
    Season 12 Start Date August 2nd
    Server Members 350 (550 total members)

    Why should you join us?

    • Servers hosted in North America
    • Discord to Minecraft chat
    • Simple Voice Chat integration
    • Suggestion forums, available to all members
    • Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
    • Diamond economy, no shop plugins
    • Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
    • Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
    • …we also have a Pokemon channel :3

    FAQ

    How can I apply to join the server?

    Applications can be submitted through our Discord server by following the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

    What is the server focus?

    The server focuses on creating a community environment where interactions between members are the main focus. The goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

    What are Mini Seasons?

    Mini seasons are custom modded seasons that bridge the gap between main seasons. They typically last around a month and can feature different themes and modpacks.

    Is Discord required to join the server?

    Yes, being on the Discord server is required in order to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server. The application process is completed within the Discord server.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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