CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

downundercraft

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mienenkraft

We are a fairly new server, so there is still a lot of landscape to explore and a lot to build. We have a city as a starting area where you can first look around without monsters. But to really get started you have to get out of the city and settle wherever you want.

Since our server is a server with mods, you have to download our client first. You can find it on our homepage: www.mienenkraft.de Our client doesn’t need a simple installation! Simply download, unzip and start playing! Your own Minecraft version remains completely untouched by us so that you can still play on all your servers. In addition, a texture pack (which supports the mods) is already preinstalled and the server is already set up. But we don’t just have mods. We have also installed some plugins that make the game more fun. For example, we have Chestshop for better trading, Jobs to earn money in the first place, Residence to create and protect properties. Since we are still under construction, we are still looking for many players who want to create their dream world with us. We look forward to seeing you! mfg MK-Team<

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

InstaCube | Leben Server

Economy, Survival

1.13 | Special attention to detail. Normal world with properties. Freebuild. Stores. Own warps. Rentable marketplaces. “No delete” policy. This is InstaCube. This is your life server.

TeamSpeak: ts.instacube.at Discord: https://discord.gg/pzB9sPG E-Mail: [email protected]

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MinecraftYouPlay

We are a freebuild/survival/PVP server on a self-assembled server for perfect performance. We offer a nice community, a nice gaming atmosphere and hope that you will follow this effort.

We offer the principles of Survival, GS, Anarchy, separated by worlds, as well as hunger games, vanilla PVP and interestingly designed events. For more information you can simply visit our website.

TS3: 194.97.114.3:9056

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Celebration

Creative, Survival, Towny

Come celebrate holidays from around the world. Exploring the international Holiday Plaza displaying holidays recreated Minecraft style. Check out the holiday themed quests areas like Halloween Town, Easter Valley, and North Pole. Settle into a town or start your own. Feel the need to build? Design whatever you wish in the Creative World. Explore the Carnival event area and compete against other players. Then head to the PVP world to try to steal your opponent’s head. There is something for everyone at Celebration.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LaserCraft

A new small Tekkit Classic server. Great people and an awesome Owner :P! 188.227.183.10:25565 is the ip. LaserCraft welcomes all! So join for a fun time!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

9tx.org

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Griefing, MCMMO/PVP, No Factions – Pure Minecraft! Store your stuff in the Enderchest at spawn – free private item bank!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Oak Craft Prison

The first block is Newbie. This is like all prisons and you get access to basics. Then you buy Convict which is still the same as all others. However after that you can choose what you want to buy next Hunting Mining Farming Each of these consist of 3 tiers and you will have to purchase all 3 tiers of each before you can become free.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LifeMMO

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Towny

We are BACK! With our new realistic earth map scale 1:1000 We boast premium TOWNY and premium MCMMO features! Get what you want with advanced trading systems!

Simple, just join (no mods required).

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	New Chunks Explored:	466503

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

mcnovus

It is a great server with multiple worlds. creative, adventure, and survival. we have the tardis, creeper heal, mcmmo+mcmmo rankup, and more. its still kind of new, let me know what you think.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MC.DeepGamers.Net

MC.DeepGamers.net is a PvP, Factions, Raiding, All Hardcore!! We have 3 PvP Arenas.. AND 1 Cow, Pig, and Chicken Killing arena.. 2 Huge Mazes. 1 Has 7 infinite levels. lots of mobs to kill and Free loot in chests We bet you get lost………

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Andromeda Network

FTB, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Andromeda Network is a collection of both modded and non-modded Minecraft servers! We are a small, growing community of players who have been together since 2013! Come join us today! We offer 24/7 servers with little to no lag, cross server chat, donor ranks, voting ranks and more!

We currently host the following servers:

-Stompzcraft – The OG Towny experience! Join with ip: play.an-mc.net

– Vanilla Minecraft – Limited Plugin Minecraft – ip: play.an-mc.net

-MC Eternal – join via the twitch launcher at play.an-mc.net:25666

-StoneBlock2 – join via the twitch launcher at play.an-mc.net: 25252

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/BJy4EDF

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Laerad SMP

Server Headlines: ============== => Dedicated 24/7 => No registration or signup required! => No donations required! => No PvP except in dedicated PvP maps (warhub). => No creative mode, we play legit, though we have MCMMO to make gathering more fun. => Many plugins to make freebuilding more fun, like Falsebook and Runecraft. => Multiple homes & player teleports. => Guests arrive in a temporary guest world. Ask for promotion after building a house and gathering some food and ores. => Anti-Grief with LWC, Hawkeye, worldguard and deathchests.

Address: mc.laerad.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Creature Craft Modded Hub

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Creature Craft is a group of high quality modded and non-modded Minecraft servers it was first started 3 years ago with just a mo’ creatures server and we have grown a lot since then we have just launched the new modded hub project and right now we have Mo’ Creatures and Pixelmon servers with many more on the way all linked to the same hub! We work very hard to keep everything fun and lag free so come join us and have some fun!!

Mo’ Creatures Server: (1.7.10) forge: http://adfoc.us/serve/?id=27122854927035 The Mo’ Creatures server is a survival server setup with only the Mo’ Creatures mod by dr zhark we have both pvp and non pvp wrapped into the same server so everyone can have fun! We have many plugins and mini games such as Hunger games, Pvp arenas, and many economy based plugins!

Pixelmon Server: (1.7.10) forge: http://adfoc.us/serve/?id=27122854927035 The pixelmon server is a survival server setup with the pixelmon mod as well as a few of the side mods we try to make sure there are always gym leaders online and host events has much as we can! Once you join all you have to do is walk out of spawn, build your house and catch em all!!!

Modpack Server: http://www.technicpack.net/modpack/creature-craft-server-mod-pack.535595 The modpack server is a server setup with a huge variety of mods there are alot of mods so there is always something to do and new mods to try we try to keep everything up to date so come on do some magic, raise a dragon whatever you fancy!!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pyromine PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Here at Pyromine we have dedicated staff, fully configured plugins, 99% uptime and no lag. The server is hosted in the USA, with 1GB* of ram and 20 slots*.

The server offers a free starter kit when you first join to get you started, this is a factions raiding server with PvP on and no banned items.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.