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NukeNoobsMC

arms control, defense policy, Diplomacy, disarmament, geopolitical risks, global security, government decisions, illogical, international relations, military strategy, national security, nuclear arms, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeNoobsMC, Politics, security guarantees, strategic planning, stupid, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

Money Can’t Buy Coolness

Buy, Coolness, coolness vs wealth, Happiness, happiness is internal, happiness is not bought, happiness vs money, Losers, materialism, MONEY, Perception, richest people, self worth, social status, societal norms, societal pressures, Status, success, Superficiality, true happiness, wealth

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	722102	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8007
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Potions Brewed:	74
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Votes:	3184	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Towns Built:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Enchantments Applied:	281
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	645
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Towns Built:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3483	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7359	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	118
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Emeralds Found:	2993
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Zombie Dances:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

Players:	97/100	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Votes:	6946
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1