so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 41
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Astral Projections Made: 3
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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