so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Divine Spears Created: 21 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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