CraftyNordicWars | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Buildings Constructed:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3635
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Votes:	2657
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ores Mined:	6659
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	741	Dragons Tamed:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Votes:	7707
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Votes:	5554	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1821	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1756	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Players:	92/800	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Divine Spears Created:	17	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1