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CraftyNationUSA

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	1190	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crops Grown:	2531
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	4135
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!

Bake Nise Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Arcs, Bake, Bat, binge-worthy, Character development, Craft, dark themes, FANTASY, favorite characters, important role, japanese animation, must watch, Mystery, nise, screen time, storytelling, Supernatural, Underrated

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Potions Brewed:	95
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Bro, forget about that anime crap, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got bats flying around like crazy, not just in one arc, but all over the place!

You want bat action? We got bat action!

Join now and experience the bat-tastic world of our Minecraft server!

DaydreamDisaster – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, catastrophe, dark daydream, daydream, DaydreamDisaster, Disaster, DREAD, dreadful dream, FANTASY, fear, fearful fantasy, Horror, Minecraft, Nightmare, nightmare come true, nightmare scenario, nightmare turned nightmare, nightmare turned reality, smp, terrifying thought, Wishful thinking, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Emeralds Found:	9119	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn land where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with diamond swords! But wait, there’s more – the admins are actually aliens from Mars who communicate through interpretive dance and the currency is not diamonds, but actual pieces of cheese! 🧀🚀

I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕

But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉

CraftyNostalgia

2010s, Celebrities, CraftyNostalgia, Events, experiences, fashion, FRIENDSHIPS, good times, Memories, Milestones, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, Technology, Throwback, trends, tv shows, viral videos

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	218
Magic Items Found:	4263	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	3427	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Remember the good ol’ days of the 2010s when Minecraft was all the rage? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-clad llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s alive and kicking in our server)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow obsidian. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods (spoiler alert: one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

SpaceXBillionaireCraft

billionaire, billionaire investigation, billionaire ownership, billionaire ownership stakes, billionaire sanctions, billionaire stakes, billionaire US sanctions, Daghestani, investigation, ownership, ownership stakes, sanctioned, sanctions, spacex, SpaceX investigation, SpaceX ownership, SpaceXBillionaireCraft, STAKES, US, US billionaire, US sanctions

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have daghestani billionaires owning stakes in spacex even tho they bein sanctioned by the US lmao. we got rockets flyin everywhere and diamonds rainin from the sky. u can build ur own space station and mine for space diamonds. join now for a out of this world experience!

GuildStone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Economy SMP Story Friends Connections Non-competitive Adventure Community Building Exploration PvP Roleplay Creativity Quests Minigames Farming Crafting Redstone Socializing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Animals Bred:	62
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

We are a story-driven, economy based SMP Minecraft server that focuses on a foundation of non-competitive and fun gameplay to hang out with or make new friends and connections.

play.guildstone.org

Whispering Streamers 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, 930835177, Company, content creators, Drama, Entertainment, Gaming Community, gossip, influencers, internet personalities, Live streaming, News, online gaming, OTK, Rumors, social media, Streamers, streaming, twitch, twitch streamers, video games, whispering

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

But wait, there’s more! This server has more mods and plugins than a squirrel has nuts. You want crazy adventures? We got ’em. You want epic battles? We got those too. You want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage? Well, why the heck not, we’re all about that here.

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a tutu. You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness.

ChildhoodFriendGoneMIA

BETRAYAL, changing interests, childhood friend, ChildhoodFriendGoneMIA, communication breakdown, Conflict, drifting apart, Emotional distance, friendship, growing apart, hurt feelings, Jealousy, lack of effort, long-term grudge, lost connection, misunderstanding, Moving away, stopped talking, toxic relationship, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mines Excavated:	3327	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of your childhood friend stealing all your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about your precious loot being swiped by your former BFF ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for some spooky thrills and a drama-free gaming experience, come join us today!

CraftyOilFears

Climb, commodities, CraftyOilFears, CRUDE OIL, Demand, Economy, Energy Markets, FEARS, geopolitical tensions, global trade, inflation, market volatility, Oil prices, OPEC, production, sanctions, stock market, supply disruption, trade war, uncertainty, US tariffs

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Potions Brewed:	39
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	77	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22

LOL GET ON DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT LIKE A CREEPER ON FIRE! JOIN US AND U WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF DIAMONDS, CUZ WE GOT A SECRET MINE THAT SPAWNS THEM LIKE CRAZY! ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS GIVE MILKSHAKES INSTEAD OF MILK!

PLUS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A TOTAL PARTY ANIMAL WHO LOVES TO DANCE TO DISCO MUSIC! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET ZOMBIE THAT WILL DO YOUR BIDDING (AS LONG AS IT INVOLVES BRAINS)!

SO WHY WAIT? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! OIL PRICES CLIMB AFTER US TARIFFS? WHO CARES WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN!

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Towns Built:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0