CraftyNoobz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SMSMCraft Network

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Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

KidzCraftHavoc

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Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ores Mined:	3112	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

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LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	7098	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

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Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. The game takes place in the fantasy world of Teyvat, where players assume the role of a traveler searching for their lost sibling. Along the way, they must explore the land, battle powerful enemies, and uncover the mysteries of this vibrant and diverse world. Genshin Impact features a gacha system for obtaining new characters and weapons, as well as multiplayer co-op gameplay. The game has garnered widespread acclaim for its stunning visuals, engaging storyline, and addictive gameplay.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	1038
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Sneedclave

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Dedicated, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, linux, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.

1.12.2 and later versions.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7237
Alien Abductions:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EterniaMC – Chunks

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Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mines Excavated:	2798
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	201
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ores Mined:	1878	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CousinRuleBreakerCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WaterMelon Mc

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.