CraftyNoobz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Items Found:	7532
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Void Gems Collected:	40
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8098	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1897
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Votes:	6444	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1588	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magic Items Found:	1031	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ores Mined:	4771	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4206
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Crops Grown:	5772
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	529442	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Emeralds Found:	8703	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Items Found:	5973	Enchantments Applied:	236
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!